<![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> See...

This is what women do after they kick their guy to the curb...

We put on too much make-up, high heeled "fuck me" pumps and the notorious "freakum" dress...

You know, the dress that shows far too much tits and ass...just to let your ex and the world know...

LOVE FOR SALE!!!

Lala11_7

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> joan cusak meets ronald mcdonald?

sing_michael_sing

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Benovite:
hahahhahahhaha. you got me. nice one.
ps.
@gadge:
ditto. That's a man baby.

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @TwinkleThunder: @Desk_hack:

whatever works for you guys

Al_Pastor

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @TwinkleThunder: Isn't that the Golden Rule for oral?

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> Fine. I'll be the one to say it.

She's gone too skinny. Way better looking when she still ate a piece of bread every once in awhile.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Benovite: You're a very handsome fella. Got any plans this Friday night?

Mafalda para Presidente

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Al_Pastor: This is my most recent picture.
[i32.tinypic.com]


Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Desk_hack: Also, our livelihood doesn't depend on us looking pretty...these people live off their image.

Mafalda para Presidente

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Al_Pastor: I'll do it if you give me a stylist and a make-up artist. The people we harsh on have access to these things and more money than most of us will ever see. Team Snark.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Al_Pastor: Exactly!

And I read Details, so I'm covered.

Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Victor Ward:

sorry, i guess i missed the point: criticize celebrities for how they dress, wear their hair etc.. my bad

seriously, i do think it would be amusing to take one of these threads where everyone rips on hot celebrities (Lindsay Lohan etc..) and have everyone post a picture of themselves. i would be interesting (ie, hilarious)

Al_Pastor

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Victor Ward: ha!

the lipstick is way off. needs to be more subtle and sexy. it's like dita von teese and joker were morphed.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Desk_hack: Ah, the first and most useful rule I ever learned about make-up. Eyes OR Mouth, never both.

Mafalda para Presidente

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> To channel my fave YouTube video series: Stop It Liv! Stop It! Stop It! Stop It!

gidgetgurl

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @Al_Pastor: I know there's one really hot gay guy. And I'm not even talking about myself, although, now that I think about it, let's make that number "two".

And Liv Tyler is very pretty. That's obviously not the point of this.

The point is:

Ruffles +
Shiny Fabric +
Shiny Belt +
Ridiculous Neckline +
Busy Lace +
Shiny Earrings +
Dramatic Makeup +
Big Hair =
___________________

Too Much.









Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> @heidiho: Agreed. She broke the first rule in make-up: heavy eye / light lip, OR heavy lip / light eye. Not both together.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> Yeah, the red lipstick, not a fan. But Liv's still got the goods to rock the dress, so I say go her. She should keep her hair straight also, I realize its the only way she's worn it since, well, ever, but it looks so good on her.

TheQuestion

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> Her makeup artist needs to be fired. Liv is unbelievably gorgeous with little to no makeup. It's hard to find a red that doesn't make you look like a whore or drag queen though.

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> This is such a waste of a beautiful girl. I guess the guys at Marvel just can't have their women without a pound of make-up on and tits hanging out.

hummingpenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> i think it would be amusing to see what all the defamer commenters look like

Al_Pastor

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> i thought that was joan cusack at first.

and then again after closer inspection ...

mugczar

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> I dunno about you guys but I actually really like it. She looks great.

dumblonde

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> if i ever wanted to know what steven tyler looks like in drag...

DrAftershave

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> "sidewalk schlubs below"! I thought we were known as commentors??

Oh wait you mean

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> She looks like an 80s vampire. 1980s.

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> Wow, way to invert your ratio of "cute" and "some kind of sinister celebreality glam hallucination."

RaptorAvatar

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> Yeah, it's a bit Katherine Harris (shudder).

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!]]> Channeling her inner drag queen?

gadge

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