Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts - Defamer Comments

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

Tenno — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:52:46 PDT

That's an ursine creature you fool! Teliptandantional!

Or whatever. It's Monday.

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

jbang — Mon, 19 May 2008 05:16:52 PDT

@Leviticus_71: Suri clearly wasn't properly dressed for a get-away, either. Holmes has OCD clothes-changing thetans she obviously needs to beat out.

jbang

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

SanFranBetsu — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:02:28 PDT

@Leviticus_71: Good Catch!

SanFranBetsu

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

NotReadyForPrimeTime — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:20:01 PDT

@cog_in_wheel:

I think Suri is closer to three. I don't know why those freaks have to lie about everything.

If they're willing to fake Katie's pregnancy, fudging Suri's age is not much of a problem.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

cog_in_wheel — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:39:46 PDT

Can two-year-olds tap dance? I don't think they can even count at that age, much less feel the rhythm of a syncopated beat, and wave their arms like windmill.

cog_in_wheel

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

kookla — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:08:32 PDT

@fembot: It's called weaning. Suri totally owns them.

kookla

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

KateNonymous — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:11:01 PDT

That bunny looks like a bear.

KateNonymous

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

fembot — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:58:28 PDT

but I still see a bottle/ nipple in the first pic..

fembot

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

Xylo — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:40:12 PDT

Just because we don't recognize other people in pics of Katie and Suri, doesn't mean they are doing anything unsupervised.

Xylo

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

kookla — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:38:57 PDT

Seeing the sippy cup confirms that Tom's minions do indeed surf the blogs and have read comments regarding Suri being too big for a bottle.

kookla

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

hughman — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:59:59 PDT

that's a weird looking bunny.

hughman

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts

Leviticus_71 — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:55:24 PDT

So...Being familiar with creative editing and what not I'm not one to look down upon it, but here are the vents as i see them according to the pictology above. Katie with Suri and sippy cup in tow are walking away, then Katie changes shirts before Vampire Cruise swoops in from the darkness to steal the fruit of his loins? Am I right? She was so eager to escape she needed a better outfit before fleeing? McFly?

Leviticus_71