<![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @SanFranBetsu: So very much agreed.

I'd like to think my pretend daughter would have grown up just like you, MollyMac. Unfortunately, I have no sons to offer up, but I suspect we may be distantly related. It was the wine-glass stuck to the face move. Here I thought I was the only one to do that when two hands were required.

I only put my wine down during mandatory wildfire evacuations.

inkydinkydo

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Fuck. The LV Beauty Bar just has rapists, no Molly.

Dammit.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> Hey Molly, want to meet my son? I want you, crazy bitch, to be the mother of my grandchildren!!!

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @hydeordie: Beer Bong!

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> OMG! OMGOMGOMG.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> Wow, I just had flashbacks (flaskbacks is how I first wrote that, heh) to my crazy aunt Pam babysitting me and my sister. She would do the wine-in-hand bob-and-weave while discussing her failed marriage and demanding that we never call our dad's new wives "stepmom" because if her kid did that she'd smack him in the mouth.

Mabimab

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> Molly, I drink your milkshake!

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> Surely there's a spot on Cahuenga for us to grab those BLTs

ofsoundmind

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> hung over in france. laughing. inside. i think.

Tasteblood

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> I love her.

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> this is like Fantasia without the back-up dancers.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @denominator: You got it correctly the first time. That's definitely how I meant it.

Molly McAleer

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> BEST. TD. YET.

Hello best actress. I seriously thought I was gonna get raped there for a second. That was a scary fuckin' guy and he left as quickly as he showed up, like...bam!...out of a dark alley with his mustache and his rape and shit.

StylusPictures

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> This was a good one! Pellicano had a 35 minute advantage over all of us in the dissemination of this video~

mach1andy

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> I read that as 'can you see why i drink and stress-rape?'

"yes, your honor, I DID rape that night on Cahuenga Blvd, but in my defense, I was REALLY stressed."

denominator

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @lojofosho:

when you're out of assonance there's always Balzac

Al_Pastor

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @Molly McAleer: All hail to the Moll to the Mcaleerster.

Calraigh

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> agreed - told you your edits were hilarity.

cheers you big boozer you.

thehipsterdiet

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> I love you Molly, I've got a bottle of Merlot says we should be besties.

T. L. Morgendorffer

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @denominator: It's me, dude. Believe it or not, the Defamer video staff is limited to just this crazy lady over here.

Can you see why I drink and stress rape?

Molly McAleer

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> You mean I was supposed to wait until NOW to drink the 2 Buck Chuck?

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> I love Daniel Plainview of the Rapin' Cahuengans. Also, whoever edits these is the besssssstttt.

denominator

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> @hydeordie: when alliteration fails there's always assonance.

lojofosho

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> so funny! she needs her own rss feed...

catdirt

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> Molly, come to my office - I have an iMac with Photo Booth and wine under my desk (yay, journalism!).

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> is that the shirt dress thing? zexy.

off to the fridge to bogart beers reserved for boring clients (couldn't think of a fourth b word...could have been so alliteration cool)

hydeordie

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