<![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> @BrandonGK: Your tax dollars are hard at work.

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> Could be the BEST BODY EVER. Genetic jackpot.

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> @UnklStinky: There's NOT ENOUGH TAPE!!!!

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> @nick_r:

But someone's gotta shield the general public from William Shatner's itinerant nips. Dirty job, as they say ...

UnklStinky

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> In a city with rampant gang violence and a decent sized murder rate, its nice to know the LAPD has its priorities straight.

BrandonGK

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> @nick_r:

lol

EuroDad

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> Sure, the Areola Squad sounds like a plum job until you find out you've been assigned to the Man-Boob subdivision.

nick_r

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> Where were the cops to protect her when she was considering appearing in an Adam Sandler "comedy"?

mordecai1908

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> @EuroDad: 'Sactly! Which is why LAPD has changed their slogan to "protect, serve and make sure things remain tasteful"

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> *Looks at Emmanuelle Chirqui.*

*Looks at female co-workers.*

*Looks at Emmanuelle Chirqui.*

*Looks at female co-workers.*

Damn it!

fuddes

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> It's Shreeky, not Chirky. But thanks! Between this and Megan Fox, it's a good week to be a horny perv.

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> are you sure they weren't just guys who bought Federal Body Inspector tee shirts at Spencer's? Because I tried that once, but it totally didn't work. Stupid "imersonating an officer" laws.

Hallux Valgus

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> Emmanuelle has really "racked" up allot of tickets this year.

Louie-DePalma

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> I applied to the elite Areola Squad back in 06, they declined my application, guess I wasn't the breast one.

Barry_Mckokiner

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> @kookla:

whereas the objects in question are definately more than a mouthfull...

note to self - apply for job at LAPD

EuroDad

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> (gives Molly a kiss on the cheek)

You are such a doll. And it's not even my birthday!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> Oops! I dropped my top! Maybe it's in this field somewhere...

Leviticus_71

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> That headline is a mouth full...

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> Yummy.

Benovite

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