Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey - Defamer Comments

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

judithvansteppes — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:26:34 PDT

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka:
Clearly you haven't heard of butch bottoms, they are a common and charming breed...

judithvansteppes

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

bichon — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:14:51 PDT

Question
Hi David,

I`m wondering if you know of a way to get rid of "violin player`s hickey"? I`m tired of looking like someone held a vacuum cleaner to my neck on the place where my violin sits. Do you think I need a different chin rest? Thanks...

Tina

Answer
Hi Tina, I know exactly what you're talking about, unfortunately to my knowledge the only way to get rid of the mark on your neck is to stop playing the violin for a time. At All-State, I have seen the best players with such marks, and to be honest I don't think I've ever seen a decent player without a mark! A different chin rest is not likely to change the problem other than to perhaps create a new mark. One thing that may reduce the problem is to cut small pieces of Dr. Scholls "Molefoam" and place them on the troublesome areas of the chin rest, a few players do this but it isn't exactly visually appealing, more like a last resort procedure. I think that the mark is mainly due to the existence of certain points of pressure from holding the violin up, something that is only natural when playing. In the meantime, if you're going out and don't want it to show, you might try make up, but then again being a guy means that make up is anything but my area of expertise, and as a woman I'm sure you already considered the idea.

bichon

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

AriseChicken — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:12:46 PDT

Just said right before the creation of that hickey; immediately before Linds unleashed Carlos the wonder strap-on on Sam:

"I'm making 'fetch' happen."

AriseChicken

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

BAngieB — Wed, 14 May 2008 08:56:06 PDT

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Femmes are usually tops.

BAngieB

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

GinaRomantica — Wed, 14 May 2008 07:39:02 PDT

That's not a hickey. Sam is a violinist.

GinaRomantica

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Queerbot — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:02:30 PDT

I love them. And, admittedly am a little jealous. I haven't wanted to wear a love bite with pride in a while. Sigh...

Queerbot

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

StevieRayHalen — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:43:20 PDT

Lindsay: "My dad used to do this to my neck... you'll like it..."

StevieRayHalen

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

raincoaster — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:36:52 PDT

@Benovite: It's Lohan. I'm betting the gimmick is that the leggings only go to the top of the thigh, then have "air panties".

raincoaster

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Benovite — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:14:40 PDT

I can just imagine how much of a global impact Lindsay Lohan is trying to make with her new line of leggings.

Today Robertson blvd, tomorrow... Robertson blvd to Pico!

Benovite

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

el smrtmnky — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:51:32 PDT

@Leviticus_71: @Oldboy: i never had neck sex with that skank

el smrtmnky

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Oldboy — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:33:38 PDT

@Leviticus_71: Yes, I concur. Thats a monkey bite, by gosh!

Oldboy

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Leviticus_71 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:27:15 PDT

I wear headphones everyday and to date have not received anything close to looking like a hickey from them. Those are chompers.

Leviticus_71

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

BowlingForDollars — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:37:19 PDT

I think it's cute they are acting like 16 year olds in love. Good for them.

BowlingForDollars

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Miss Anne Thrope — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:23:19 PDT

Man, that hat must be skanky.

Miss Anne Thrope

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

WGARefugee — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:18:36 PDT

@NoWireHangers: Heh heh. As cinematic fame slips away, she elects for fame as a rogue biological weapons laboratory.

WGARefugee

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Oxycontinmoron — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:16:59 PDT

@Benovite: Damn you, broccoli!

Oxycontinmoron

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Benovite — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:04:33 PDT

I can also attest that the marks are from the crackpipe that was taped to the headphones that Lohan tried to bite off.

Benovite

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

NoWireHangers — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:00:59 PDT

If Lindz keeps sporting crotch constricting tights in the hot LA sun she's going to be giving her girlfriend more than a hicky.

Sam, stock up on the cranberry juice.

NoWireHangers

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Oxycontinmoron — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:58:52 PDT

Okay, didn't they just have some sort of blowout (not out of blow, blowout?) And now they're in Paris together? Ah, young love.

Regarding the "hickey" - Sam is a DJ and that mark on her neck is from the headphones. Sorry gossip queens.

Oxycontinmoron

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Old No.7 — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:54:00 PDT

That's not a hickey, those are crack-pipe burns.

Old No.7

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:50:27 PDT

I thought Sam would be the top.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka