<![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> @thomashenry: wow. i'd never realized before that Interiors, Zelig and Mighy Aphrodite were the same movie. I feel so stupid.

LloydYak

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> Woody, don't hate on Ryan, he is way hot! You NEVER were...end of story. (Besides, you have what's her name, your former pseudo-adopted stepdaughter. You made your bed, so lie in it.)

Plus, you're like 80!!! And not to mention, you've been making the same movie over and over again for about 30 years...

thomashenry

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> Let the Johansson/Reynolds coupling death-watch commence!

TurdBlossom

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> I have a theory that people like Scarf Johansson and Liv Tyre are shoving cocaine in the wrong orifices.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> The reason that Woody Allen has a massive crush on Scarlett is that she looks a lot like his ex-wife Louise Lasser did when they were married.

GeneralMeade

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> @Benovite: I guess four thousand dollars a day doesn't get you the make-up artisit it used to.

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> What happened to Scarlett Johansson? She looks like a boob these days, and I mean above the neck.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> Another article for my, "Who gives a flying fuck" file. Thanks, Defamer!

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> No.

No-one believes this.

"older creep agrees to my insane diva demands, then at last minute everything is off" vs "uh, no, no company on Earth would agree to your insane diva demands in the first place".

Hmmm...

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> @heidiho: If so, that's a hell of an unfortunate spelling error.

whitekidinflatbush

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> @Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention: Oh crap. There's a disturbing image to seer into my subconscious.

Readsforaliving

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> Why does this make me believe even more in those rumors that Scarlett banged Woody?

Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> Poor Woody, he's probably imaging Scarlett using black soap and reading the National Review while touching Ryan Reynolds' heart with her foot.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> jealousy is so ugly in an older woman.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Woody Allen's Seething Hatred For Ryan McStupidface Reynolds May Have Led To Scarlett Johansson's Cannes Absence]]> They did not actually spell reneged that way, did they? Jeez.

dollywould

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