The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie' - Defamer Comments

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

SouthernSatine — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:47:05 PDT

Yeah. I saw this movie months ago. Overall, it was meh. Parts of it were clever, but in an obnoxiously self-aware kind of way. The sex scenes weren't even particularly hot. I wouldn't bother.

SouthernSatine

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

LittleMissPartlyCloudy — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:03:55 PDT

Culkin and sex in any form is a crime against humanity as a whole.

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

regisgoat — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:38:02 PDT

We're talking about a Faith/Lolita from Broken Flowers duet here, and yet everyone has been remarkably slaver-free. Let me be the first, then, to say: slaver, drool.

regisgoat

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

SikeChick19 — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:52:21 PDT

@dana danger:

It is on DVD. It's actually available for Instant Viewing over at Netflix. The idea of watching the Home Alone kid in a movie about group sex icks me out a wee bit, but since I can watch it for free peaks my interest.

SikeChick19

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

el smrtmnky — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:38:55 PDT

obvs there's not a gay angle, otherwise it'd be called Sex and Brunch

el smrtmnky

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

dana danger — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:28:22 PDT

Isn't this on DVD already? I feel like Netflix has been trying to get me to rent it for months.

dana danger

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

Leviticus_71 — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:01:47 PDT

Man he's uncomfortbale to watch. Do you think he does he signature face slap nig scream when he busts a nut? But seriously...Eliza Dushku is HOT. I watch "Bring It On" every morning for inspiration before I begin researching porn.

Leviticus_71

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

Old No.7 — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:50:23 PDT

Wasn't this a bad series on HBO?

Old No.7

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

SunnydaZe10 — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:58:37 PDT

After this post and the Jolie Tape I realize what is missing in my life - -

I need more wild, kinky sex!!!

Like NOW!!!!!

SunnydaZe10

The Five Words Defining Cannes '08: 'Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie'

Julio Allison — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:31:12 PDT

As a rule of thumb, I try not to watch movies with titles like Sex and Breakfast.

Julio Allison