Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW] - Defamer Comments

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Benovite — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:53:34 PDT

Uh, apparently you don't know clean people. ^_^

Viva la foot fetish!

Benovite

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

SanFranBetsu — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:25:21 PDT

@Lala11_7: Yea girl, that's what I said too. People should keep their damn stinky feet to themselves.

SanFranBetsu

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Lala11_7 — Fri, 09 May 2008 06:06:28 PDT

WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!?

Lala11_7

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

raincoaster — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:40:47 PDT

@Heyworth: I was wondering if Dean Martin was on the hi-fi for these shots.

raincoaster

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

bozofish — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:52:35 PDT

Who's the photographer (besides a Batters "fan" riding the it's okay, it's an homage train)?

The couch pic is like Barbarella meets Virgin Air.

Bet this inspires Mr. Jay and Tyra next season...

bozofish

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Old No.7 — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:27:20 PDT

I'm seeing some resemblance to Endora from Bewitched in the Toe Photo... that's a boner-blocker in my book.

Old No.7

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

CakeAndDeath — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:46:31 PDT

Thanks to this article, lotion sales in the US have increased dramatically in the past few hours.

CakeAndDeath

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Heyworth — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:55:07 PDT

Somebody's been digging through the old Elmer Batters pics again. At least two of those shots are dead-on copies.

Heyworth

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Package — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:23:28 PDT

I think the phrase is "Fuck and Yes."

Package

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

CourageousCoward — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:21:12 PDT

Who's the lucky chick standing on her boobs?! Is it Madonna?!

CourageousCoward

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

SanFranBetsu — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:13:03 PDT

Where's Annie Lebowitz when you need her?

SanFranBetsu

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

RonMwangaguhunga — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:58:39 PDT

So. Fucking. Wonderful.

RonMwangaguhunga

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

NoGrumpys — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:54:47 PDT

She's BENDY

NoGrumpys

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

ColbertNation — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:39:29 PDT

That second picture looks like a ginger Freddie Mercury circa 1974.

ColbertNation

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Benovite — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:31 PDT

I think she's a modern day Raquel Welch, only more skankier apparently.

I likes!

Benovite

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

spankhaus — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:24:24 PDT

Did she lose a bet to Tarantino?

spankhaus

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Al_Pastor — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:20:15 PDT

@KingHater:

hehheheeheh

Al_Pastor

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

Julio Allison — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:04:10 PDT

So...you get Eva Mendes to pose half-nude, and then decide to accent the proceedings with your own unique concoction of awkward staging and sherbet-hued granny wigs.

Thank you, gay photographers.

Julio Allison

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

DuckyDoom — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:44:12 PDT

So this is what can occur when one is addicted to prescription drugs and alcohol. Awesome.

DuckyDoom

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW]

nyobserver — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:38:17 PDT

um. I have no words for this. Can't stop looking. How do we know that's EM again?

nyobserver