<![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> "Damnit Pantera! I thought I told you to mow the lawn! Aww...is Daddy's little girl crying?"

calpetro

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Someone's been playing a little too much GTA 4...

calpetro

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> @Omelas: I think they cast 'em small. But hell, they could be drugging them too.

Or maybe we'll soon see a dramatic congressional hearing (a la Roger Clemens) where we get terrible details about how Frankies Muniz was bleeding through his pants from INJECTING HIMSELF with anti-growth hormones...

Or maybe not. How long until he has a creepy marriage at a young age that ends in divorce? Isn't there a law that all child stars have to do that nowadays?

applejuice

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Why do child stars all grow up to be so stunted*? Is it because casting directors choose kids who are naturally small so they can last longer/play younger than they are? Or are their handlers slipping them some sort of anti-growth hormone to make their meal tickets last as long as possible?

*Physically, although it's not probably unreasonable to assume that they're emotionally stunted, too.

Omelas

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> "This skull represents not only my 'bad-assness' but also my career."

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> This image shows that there will be no problem with Frankie nabbing the title role in "the Lee Harvey Oswald Story."

FlangeSqueal

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> "What's he going to do? Nibble your bum?"

HappyBlues

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Hmmm... he seems to have the beginnings of Meth Face.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> He looks like he means business. Actually, he looks like Simon Pegg imitating Ben Kingsley in "Sexy Beast".

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TurdBlossom

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> I saw him jogging down Sunset at 8:30 the tuesday morning. He looks like his shoulders are slowly eating his neck and head.

Noah D

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Brooke Shields called. She wants her eyebrows back.

Nunaurbiz

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> "Obvious Freudian Symbolism in Background of Photo Still Doesn't Make Us Want to Have Sex with Malcolm"

icallthebigonebitey

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Skulls are so scary! What's next...an Anarchy t-shirt?

Leviticus_71

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> He's worth a couple million $$$ right?!!!

NoGrumpys

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Dammit. Why, Gaker Gods, won't you let me edit my posts after I've hit "submit?"

everywhere-like-such-as

alexarch

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> You leave people him alone. Frankie's a doll; he makes me feel all pederast-y in the same way that the butt-shots of Harry Potter make me feel. And that's a good thing. I think.

alexarch

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> You and what Smart Car tough guy?

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> I wonder how many Frankie Muniz's I could take on in a fight.

ColbertNation

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> I just want to go give him a hug and wipe that dirt off of his upper lip and chin.

DuckyDoom

]]> <![CDATA[Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass]]> Whatever, the kid is like five feet tall and looks like a slightly menacing squirrel.

RocketRockit

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