<![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> I need an animated gif of big ass Oprah doing that wobbly two finger thing.

I thought her head was going to explode and she was motioning for the director to cut to another camera.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> I have to ask...

Did they blow jets of air at Mariah as she walked down the catwal... I mean aisle, like happens in just about every video of hers?

Oxytone

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> SAG strike baby will be more glamorous, but her signs won't be nearly as witty.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> @kctomorrow: She's been on some diet for the past few words. The downside? It makes you do stupid stuff like marry Nick Cannon.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> I love how you just call what's-his-face "Kelly Rippa's husband". (Because there is no way in hell I would have recognized who he was otherwise.)

I love that their "brain trust" (serioulsy, they went to the trouble of filming these people via satellite about Mariah Carey getting hitched?) is made up of him, Gayle and some random lady who'd main input seems to be being scandalized by a TATOO! OMG a TATOO!

And I love what's his face's story about his drunken Vegas wedding followed by a tatoo that I can only imagine says "Mr Rippa".

Thanks defamer. That little gem brightened my day to no end.

applejuice

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> ...really don't know.

kctomorrow

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> Is this why mariah slimmed down? I have heard of the phenomena of woman losing weight for their wedding. What for I

kctomorrow

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> @whitekidinflatbush: I doubt it occurred to Orpah that Mariah was more than middle class... Why would someone with her pocket change need to worry about that?

Molly McAleer

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> All that talk about Mariah and no one brings up the possibility of no pre-nup? Oy vey.

whitekidinflatbush

]]> <![CDATA[Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic]]> gayest. clip. ever.

1. oprah's big donna summers hair.

no, no, no wait...

2. gayle and oprah

no, no, no wait...

3. kelly ripa's husband who used to be a go-go dancer.

ok, all three together. gay.

hughman

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