<![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> @Baiowulf: Rock Star? Not exactly.

I would say more like...twattish pretentious performance artist type with a trust fund.

All us girls go through a phase when we fall for this...unfortunately it is usually at our peak hotness.

Yes, life is unfair.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> Caption:

"That's what he said."

newtype2011

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> He stole Owen Wilson's nose.

Lulamaybelle

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> It took at least 5 minutes for my brain to compute that picture and now I wish I hadn't spent that much time on it.

thecatsmeow

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> @Baiowulf: He could be God in a girly t-shirt shopping at the A&P to save the World, but the fact remains : the man is wearing toy glasses with fake eyebrows and a penis nose. Idiot. End of discussion.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> Tch. Vegans.

padraigin

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> @Baiowulf: I'm not sure it's all jealousy. Whenever this conversation comes up there's always someone waiting in the wings to defend this guy against the onslaught of detractors with that same line. But I'm not really up on what the cool kids are listening to these days and I can't be expected to be. It's hard work and it's not that interesting.

He may be great at what he does or be cool to his Mom or whatever, but all I can go on is what my eyes are telling me, which is that this dude looks like a pleased with himself, twee douche bag from Williamsburg. He may not be... but if I intuitively feel that he is it has nothing to do with jealousy (Portman was all downhill after The Professional) and everything to do with photos like this one.

Benny

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> You're all jealous. Devendra's gorgeous, talented, and dating a goddess. That's right bitches, rock stars still rule. Dollars to doughnuts he dumps her. For a tranny. Named Pill.

Baiowulf

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> More like...Dick face. Or Cockbag...I'm a big fan of cockbag.

Leviticus_71

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> D**ckhead. 'Nuff said.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> Hairy Groucho Marx w/Karl Malden's nose attached to a feminine body...Photoshop of horrors.

Hey, maybe they were parting gifts. Rampant Rabbit is preferrable to Banhart, I'd wager.

pixie-stix

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> From Gael to this... What. Happened?!

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> "we really hope that this spending spree came as a result of Portman dumping Banhart"

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot]]> Love it.

Benovite

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