<![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]>

Never let it be said that Tom Cruise was afraid to pose with unicorns.
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Mia Sara on the other hand looked a wee bit pensive.


Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> @bonniegrrl: Oh shit I love that movie!! Gotta check out his site now..

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> @bonniegrrl: At this point that would probably tip the earth off it's axis.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> Tom haters to the left.

I'm still giddy from staring at the section for "Legend."

bonniegrrl

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> He's a poser.

spanktastic

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> I was kinda expecting gay porn with condoms based on your headline, but I guess this is nice, too.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> Shouldn't it be TomCruise.org?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> Ha ha ha! That was awesome. Dyslexic douche. @DexterRiley:

Benny

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> (adds Benovite to watch list)

Well done!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> Dear Tom,

Watched your highlight reel. Please, just act and never say another word about your private life again, and everything should be fine.

Sincerely,

Non-Scientoligists of Earth

Tiger_Tanaka

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> What is he looking at? I visit your webpage and you can't be bothered to make eye-contact, Tom?

brilliantmistake

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> @Benovite: Thank you! That was awesome on so many levels...

BIG WHEEL

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> And of course, "working on the script" means feverishing trying to figure out what all those dancing letters mean to his alphabet-soup deciphering brain of his, before giving up and making a P.A. feed him his lines.

DexterRiley

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> In order to maintain balance.


Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> All the recent movie bombs means Tom must be pinching pennies... he registered the site through GoDaddy.com.

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. ([www.godaddy.com])
Domain Name: TOMCRUISE.COM
Created on: 06-Nov-96
Expires on: 04-Nov-16
Last Updated on: 28-Apr-08





Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> Don't forget your ISP is recorded and beamed immediately to CO$ HQ. Did you remember to opt-out of receiving e-mails from his "affiliated companies you may have an interest in?"

When you log in as a member, it yells, "Clear!"

CourageousCoward

]]> <![CDATA[Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers]]> Wow, a web site that automatically plays music when you hit it - that was fucking annoying for Geocities-using cat enthusiasts in 1999.

Forget the cyclops - I'd be worried about the pack of baying hell hounds that are released if she hits the outside perimeter.

Sweet Panda Love

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