<![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise]]> What a creepy pic of the Teeny One with the Super-Annuated, Liver-Spotted, Red-Hair Dyed King-Maker!

If ONLY little Tommy could just kneel down and perform ThroatMagic on Sumner's bloated Ween - we'd be over this uncertainty about the future of the Small One's studio.

Until then, we'll have to wait to see if "Valkyrie" even makes it out of the can.

I bet it WON'T - and I've got a grand that's itching to double itself.

Takers ?

FlangeSqueal

]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise]]> Redstone's last genius idea was Katie Couric on the Evening News, and now...

Katie and Tom, together in MI4!!!

Who says a superspy can't be perky?

JacobFreeze

]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise]]> So lemme guess: Xenu came to dinner at the Redstone house and the next morning there was a horse head in the master bedroom?

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise]]> My, what a terrible idea. Unless it has Ethan Hunt being devoured by an enormous shark in the first ten minutes, leaving his team of trainees to take over. Then that might work.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise]]> Everyone has their price. Everyone.

SR: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?

TC: I might consider it.

SR: Well would you sleep with me for a dollar?

TC: A dollar?! What kind of girl do you think I am?!

SR: We've already established that. I'm just negotiating.

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[Sumner Redstone Apparently Finds Right Price to Forgive 'Good Friend' Tom Cruise]]> Until I see some lip action between the two (they're close enough in that pic) I refuse to believe they kissed and made up.

sassypants

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