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Tom And Katie Kiss And Make Up With Beckhams

KittyCarlisle — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:20:45 PDT

@jwick25
I just spit half a darvocet across the room laughing at that - effectively re-herniating my disc in the process.
But it was worth it, man...it was worth it.

KittyCarlisle

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sundaeg1rl — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:17:06 PDT

Holy catflap. What's up with Katie 'n' Vicky? Have they been made up by House of Whores, or simply been replaced by their Madame Tussaud's wax replicas? Or, perhaps, their robotic RealDoll selves?

Oh god. I'm scared for all humanity.

sundaeg1rl

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jwick25 — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:21:34 PDT

Is anyone else concerned that Posh swallowed an xylophone?

jwick25

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CharlesLamb — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:18:12 PDT

Four odd douches, one of whom (hint: the soccer star) used to have talent.

CharlesLamb

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hummingpenguin — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:37:04 PDT

@HwoodHills: no.

hummingpenguin

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DrAftershave — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:24:57 PDT

for a second, i thought i was looking at the cast lineup for a new version of "The Wizard Of Oz". your pick on who plays Dorothy.

DrAftershave

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mrtrailsafety — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:46:14 PDT

@alexarch: brings disturbing images to mind when they say "...8" inches, cut"

mrtrailsafety

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Whiteboyfunfark — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:25:03 PDT

Pushy Spice (Spite?) appears to be wearing her own costume gala: mechanic's coveralls designed by the collaborative efforts of Alexis Carrington, Fredericks of Hollywood, and Mrs. Santa Claus.

Whiteboyfunfark

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Miss Cast — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:54:09 PDT

Eva Longoria = hot tranny mess.

Miss Cast

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sonjahenie — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:45:04 PDT

The photo of the four of them together looks like it was taken at the wrap part of Interview with a Vampire. (Yeah, I go way back.)

sonjahenie

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spanktastic — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:41:48 PDT

Victoria Beckham has taken her 1/2 strawberry diet way too far. We'll have to start referring to them as Skeletor and Becks because there's nothing posh about her.

Katie Holmes needs to seriously stop wearing heels around Tommy Boy. She's like the leaning tower of Pisa to his tinyness. His dry cleaning bill must be murder, lots of ArridXXX on the shoulders.

spanktastic

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HwoodHills — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:03:11 PDT

Say what you will, but his first Oprah appearance last week was GENIUS in rebuilding the reputation. It was calm, subdued and the S issue was brushed off respectfully.

He looks to be heading back into good form.

He's got a long way to go, but give the dude some credit for trying to rebuild the name.

HwoodHills

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NoGrumpys — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:01:54 PDT

@alexarch:
A person could cut himself on Victoria's cheekbones or jawline.

Check Becks waist area for cut marks... Oh you mean Victoria doesn't do that. At least Scientology has taught Becks to smile.

Word to Victoria - McDonald's wants their Grimace back

NoGrumpys

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Old No.7 — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:44:00 PDT

@TurdBlossom: I was thinking with a good sperm-perm she'd be Cruella De Vil in "101 Dalmations".

Old No.7

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TurdBlossom — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:39:42 PDT

If they ever do a sequel to Enchanted they need to hire Posh as the Evil Queen/Villan. The hair! The make-up! That dress!

TurdBlossom

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Juancho — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:14:53 PDT

Robotits is back, baby!

@alexarch: That would probably void his Gillette endorsement deal.

Juancho

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Nomi Malone — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:53:52 PDT

@mr hotpants: i'm convinced she's now a replicant. there's no other explanation!

Nomi Malone

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alexarch — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:49:36 PDT

Furthermore, David's looking particularly attention deficit disordered in this picture.

I'm imagining that this was taken in the moments before the Buddy Hackett-voiced seagull ripped off Victoria's conch shell-necklace that holds the sweet voice of Katie Holmes.

I'm not sure what where that puts Tom in the cast of The Little Mermaid. Tom as Sebastian, singing a Carribean love song for Becks and Katie?

alexarch

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Pop Socket — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:48:55 PDT

Tom Cruise is only the second shortest person in that picture. I call photoshopped.

Pop Socket

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mr hotpants — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:43:50 PDT

Do you think Katie just starts screaming in the middle of dinner hoping someone will rescue her only to be sedated by a somewhat sympathetic Scientology handler?

mr hotpants

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alexarch — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:30:39 PDT

A person could cut himself on Victoria's cheekbones or jawline. I wonder of David has tried.

alexarch