Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX - Defamer Comments

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

calpetro — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:13:37 PDT

"Hurry up, Mom! It's league night!"

calpetro

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

bess marvin, girl detective — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:16:56 PDT

@Douglas Reinhardt: fair enough

bess marvin, girl detective

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

Douglas Reinhardt — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:57:01 PDT

@bess marvin, girl detective@Mephisto_Bonk: Alright, it's his shady aunt that's not really related to him.

Douglas Reinhardt

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

Mephisto_Bonk — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:56:16 PDT

@bess marvin, girl detective: Agreed. I think this woman is an American Airlines celeb hand-holder. Also, I seem to remember that Mother LaBeouf is a well-fed "earth-mother" type who designs jewelry...

Mephisto_Bonk

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

TurdBlossom — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:56:14 PDT

All five people in that photo look like hardcore Walmart shoppers.

TurdBlossom

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

bess marvin, girl detective — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:58:44 PDT

that's not his mom.

bess marvin, girl detective

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

TheStarterWife — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:35:13 PDT

All Shia LaBeouf jokes begin and end with The Simpsons.

"Not quite a geek, not quite a hunk... Shia LaBeouf."

TheStarterWife

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

RocketRockit — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:11:45 PDT

I will carry any and all bags Shia requires.

RocketRockit

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

tawni — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:08:17 PDT

I figured him for the Louis Vuitton man bag type. Usually he is so much more metro than this.

tawni

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

jason1007 — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:44:07 PDT

Boy needs some nice TUMI luggage, not grandpa's hand-me-downs.

jason1007

Shia LaBeouf Enlists Mom To Help With The Jerks At The LAX

Old No.7 — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:26 PDT

Shia gladly hands over his half-empty pack of Marlboros, then makes a beeline for the duty-free shop.

Old No.7