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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>George: Having an escort attend this event is nothing less than an egregious lack of decorum on your part. Inviting someone of her caliber (i.e. one void of intellect, accomplishment, dignity, charisma, charm, wit, sociability, class), to an event at the MET is an insult to all attendees. The look on J. Roberts face says it all. <BR>What in the world could your evening's companion possibly talk about with anyone present, sans the barkeep? <BR>The thin veil of class you don, waning as it is, can be concealed only so long with money or pseudo "political" titles and poorly executed (pardon the pun) attempts to right the injustices of the world. You are playing a sum zero game, at best, friendo.</P>
<P>Perhaps you should consider penning a book on professional/personal suicide. <BR>Lemons to Lemonade.<BR>You're welcome.</P>
<P>P.s. Matching chicklet teeth: priceless.</P></BR></BR></BR></BR> <p><a href="n/a">Tacobelle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"No thanks, George. Colonel Potter and I are off to play doctor"</P> <p>calpetro</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5567204">thecatsmeow</a>: Meeeeow!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Nunaurbiz</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I agree sundaegirl. And she easily makes Sarah whats her name look shlumpy in this picture.</P> <p>thecatsmeow</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://defamer.com/387462/the-clooney-charm-may-have-met-its-match#c5565785">sundaeg1rl</A>:</P>
<P>So I looked up "Jennifer Garner" in imdb, and there are in fact 3 Jennifer Garner(s) listed. I didn't know there was more than one. Apparently you did, because you certainly can't be referring to the Jennifer Garner of "Alias" and "Juno" fame. Because that would just make your comment stupid.</P> <p><a href="http://www.respectthebox.com">Respectthebox</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5552733">NoGrumpys</a>: It's Giorgio Armani. Georgie and Giorgio - FABULOUS.</p> <p>sundaeg1rl</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, you can slag off Julia all you like, but I think she's pretty OK. She's a classy gal. She doesn't have to get her lady bits out every 5 minutes to prove a point. Heck, she even made prostitution look classy in Pretty Woman!</p>
<p>Anyway, Jennifer Garner is WAAAAY more horsey in the face...</p> <p>sundaeg1rl</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Julia: (under her breath) This is some kind of record for you, isn't it George?</p>
<p>George: (through clenched teeth) I seem to be in some sort of dilemma, Jules! I want to send her home, but I can't because I whisked her away from her home!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Nunaurbiz</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Julia Roberts walks into a bar.</p>
<p>The Bartender says: "Hey Julia, why the long face?"</p> <p>anywavdav</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://defamer.com/387462/the-clooney-charm-may-have-met-its-match#c5553761">LBJeffries</A>:</P>
<P>thank you; i thought i was the only one.</P> <p><a href="n/a">EuroDad</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'm always going to crush on Julia. She's beautiful.</P> <p>LBJeffries</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>...then my answer is "COMPUTER SAYS YES"</P> <p>NoGrumpys</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5552733">NoGrumpys</a>: Giorgio Armani</p> <p><a href="http://skeetonmischa.tumblr.com">Douglas  Reinhardt</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Something seems to be missing from Julia's outfit...A bag of oats maybe?</P> <p>TurdBlossom</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>who's the (well tanned) geiser on Julia's arm<BR>Is he into tall late 30's male arm candy?</P></BR> <p>NoGrumpys</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'd say, let's see a pic of Julia with her ass in the air, and sand all over her... but then again I watched Eight Belles take a dive in the Derby, so I'm good for the week, thanks.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Old No.7</a></p>]]></description>
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