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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Well - after dissing Barb's entire career and stepping on Whoppi's line maybe the flailing arm thing is just a desperate attempt to not fall off the couch!</P> <p>MessyMortal</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>When you said "Mr. Big", I thought you were referring to the early-90s singer. Man, I am so lame.</p> <p><a href="http://dailyramblings.com">fuddes</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I think she looks hot (except for the weirdly akimbo arms). As for her stupid opinions, they're no more useless than the rest of the idiots up (I mean, Joy Behar?).</P> <p><a href="n/a">DexterRiley</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Mmm Patricia MilFord, looking better than ever.</P>
<P>(call me!)</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/benovite">Benovite</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@NomiMalone:Ick - what is with the backfat spilling out?</P>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>She studied videos on YouTube to perfect  her *anchor speak.*  Erum, okay.  I guess watching the real news would have been too obvious.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5536897">Nomi Malone</a>:  She's got some weird blubber leakage up and around her sleeveless shell's arm holes.  Is that blue atrocity made by Spanx™?</p> <p><a href="http://">PaisleyPajamas</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>You've really outdone yourselves this time.Not one thing anybody with a smidgen of intelligence gives a shit about.</p> <p>BluntObjects</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, if Barbara Walters' mind is elsewhere, we can guess where her mind is. Somewhere in the mid 1970s, let us say, having a torrid affair with a senator, while this minor comedienne, plastic surgery addict, supermarket shill, and fetus-worshipper flaps her arms, crows about her vacation and tells very old jokes.</p> <p>regisgoat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>At least Molly didn't call her fat.</p> <p>HwoodHills</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Good Lord, nobody dies? I'm not plopping down $12 if it's not a Very Special Episode of SATC.</p> <p>SeaPeople</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I swear, if I hear one more "dying rumor" about SATC I'm not going to another movie until Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2.</p> <p><a href="http://blackandgoldtchotchkes.com/">TheStarterWife</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i just wish the woman would put her arms down. where are you, your living room? shape up, woman!</p> <p>Nomi Malone</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i love how she's dissing TV News anchors in front of Barbara Walters. because isn't that what BW ONCE DID FOR A LIVING?</p> <p><a href="n/a">hughman</a></p>]]></description>
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