<![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I've got $10 saying they never make it down the aisle.

Ryan's gonna catch her in the lift with another older, scruffier actor, and realize that he should stick to his fellow Canadians.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @heidiho:

Don't be ashamed...I love "Just Friends" too...

And since Johansson dosen't believe in monogamy...I wonder if she and he will be Swingers?

Better update that AFF profile!

Lala11_7

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Maybe she was thinking mahogany...

MessyMortal

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Quoted from Wikipedia-"...Johansson says she does not believe in monogamy, and has said that it is not human nature to be with just one person..."

Hmmm, I'll give the marriage 2 weeks before someone gets tired.

Jules Winfield

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> There's a boat captain? I miss everything.

MessyMortal

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @yvonnjanae: What boat captain?

MessyMortal

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> She fucking ruins everything.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Am I the only one who doesn't know what the boat captains comment meant?

yvonnjanae

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I'm giving it 6.2 months in the office
"How Long Will This Marriage Last?" pool.


thecatsmeow

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Ughh, she is so retarded.

lushlily

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Oh come on, folks! This is the best starter marriage since Brad and Jenn!

HappyBlues

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> damn computer on the fritz, sorry for the double comment

MissFiFi

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @TryThisAtHome: I know, so young! I always thought she had a freak flag, not sure about him. Well, we will find out all about it in the divorce papers.

MissFiFi

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @TryThisAtHome: RIGHT?? Plus you know she has a freak flag. Not sure about him though. I guess we will wait to read about it in the divorce papers.

MissFiFi

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I didn't really know either of these two people prior to reading this article - and now that I have - I'd like to keep it that way :)

MessyMortal

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> You KNOW he's not taking care of that ass. I give it three months.

owenmeany

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @Magister:

x2

EuroDad

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I always think of Ryan Reynolds as the slacker from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, then I remember that he's also done some films.

Magister

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @Leviticus_71: Heh. "Heartbeat" arrived a full year after Eddie Murphy's own ear/blood musical turn. We'll see how Scarlett fairs. Muahahahahaaha!

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I remember Ryan from Fifteen, a Degrassi spinoff that aired on Nickelodeon in the early 90's. He was awesome! First ScarJo picks one of the greatest singer-songerwriters of all time to cover, now she takes one of the greatest Canadian kid stars of all time to be her lawfully wedded husband.

johnbaptistephilouza

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I saw him in Sport Chalet once, he's pretty cute.

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Scarlett's Tom Waits cover album is possibly the greatest crime against music since Don Johnson's solo album.

Leviticus_71

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Why Oh Why would anyone marry at the tender age of 23?

TryThisAtHome

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Alanis Morisette is pressing copies of "You Oughtta Know 2" somewhere. AND I'M TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR IT!!!!

Greg Johnson

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @pixie-stix: not as fast as Carey/Cannon, which is the (apparent) land-speed record.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Seth, please don't ever make me read 4 paragraphs in order to reach your trademark sardonic wit. Sure it was tongue in cheek, but now I'm feeling light-headed. Mama needs a pillow.

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Damn, that was fast. Maybe she's up the duff.

pixie-stix

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Writing the announcement in that lofty tone makes this engagement seem much more boring that it actually is. Two pretties coming together! Awesome :)

Roots500

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> If he's not a mo. He's the ultimate square. As she's slept with everyone from Brian Greenburg to Benicio.

And if he's not a MO then he's falling for that square, square move thinking marriage will tame this lass into monogamy.

Hello Reynolds, She's an ACT-RESS!!

What makes you think a silly little ring is going to keep the rest of us from getting in there?

(or did you not get the memo the rest of us get when we move to LA? The one that says to not drink the water, and never, ever, date an actress...)

Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> The upside? Alanis is going to write some kick ass songs again...soon.

DrFeelgood

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> You got yourself something there, baybah.

CaveatLector

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I always thought Ryan was a 'mo due to GayFace and HotAssBod Syndrome, but last summer I was in Queenstown (no pun intended), New Zealand and did one of these JetBoat touristy things where a speedboat whips you around Lake Wakatipu. After the ride, we were in the gift shop and I saw a picture of Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrissette posing with their boat "captains". And that's when i decided that no one would carry a beard relationship THAT far. Except maybe Tom Cruise.

P.S. A few days later we did the Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb and there was a picture of Jodie Foster. Posing alone.

icallthebigonebitey

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I am ashamed to admit this, but I loved Ryan in Just Friends. I know, I know.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> See Seth, there are options. Like writing engagement announcements for the New York Times.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> @CourageousCoward:Agreed hot + hot = Ugly!

TurdBlossom

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> Well, I'm headed off to the bar for an earlybird special. I've got a lot of thinking to do.

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other]]> I gots $5 bux on ugly kids.

CourageousCoward

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