<![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @miramesa: I did notice that he gives props to Legend in his newly redesigned site:

[www.tomcruise.com]

bonniegrrl

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @ WGA refugee - Is there a Devil Sex Room like in Eyes Wide Shut? Is there an ejector seat, or an indoor beach volleyball court for buff dudes to play a very hetero topless game? Is there a wheelchair? Or a bunch of latex masks? Lots of uniforms? What? Come on, what?

Also Dexter I was pretty much thinking Tom's had a very well executed light chemical peel. Overall lots of work, but with a very light touch.

Admore

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> Well, I heard that Tom had a bunker built beneath his house. I'm not sure what the purpose is--preparation for an Apocalypse of some kind, I suppose.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @miramesa: I know! I want to see his script notes for "Legend!"

bonniegrrl

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @miramesa: Seriously!

TammyTones

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @yogini: I'd feel bad inside if I spilled any more beans in a public forum. I have a conscience like that little monster in John Hurt's stomach in the first Alien.

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @WGARefugee:
Perhaps I haven't had enough caffine today, or perhaps Los Angeles has sucked my poor little brain dry, but this clue did not help!! More, please!

yogini

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @LBJeffries: Why no leather-bound Legend script?

+ Watch video

miramesa

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> Well, okay one more clue. In describing what he saw, the carpenter made, er alleged, an analogical reference to a movie Tom was in. This was several years ago. Ixnay to oremay ishday.

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @WGARefugee: I predict it's a secret chamber holding the divine relics of Scientology--the remains of Tom's libido, Jenna Elfman's career, and Kirstie Alley's metabolism.

Also, I just wrote Indy 5.

LBJeffries

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @WGARefugee:
We're waiting.


DexterRiley

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @WGARefugee: Oh, come on! You're teasing us!

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> When I lived in Colorado I had a friend who had a friend who was a carpenter who claimed to have worked on Tom's house. He said that there was more to the house than meets the eye. And that's about all I can safely say in today's litigious world.

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> Why no bound 'Cocktail' script?

LBJeffries

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @Juancho:
Agreed; that's in my first post. It has that almost reddish-brown tinge that a sure tip-off.
Plus, the shirt out in front, but not in back? A classic middle-aged man cheat for the ever-so-faint first sign of a spare tire.

I would imagine Suri's father is looking better and better to Katie all the time.

I mean Chris Klein, of course.



DexterRiley

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> What is with the half-tucked in shirt?

CamilleR

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @DexterRiley: A la Travolta?

It has to be dye as well, I always thought his hair was more black, and it looks brown in this liht

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> Wow, he comes off ass non-crazy and everything.

Guess the meds are working?

kp

KernelPanic

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> @miramesa:
Botox around the eyes and forehead, and hair implants filling in his front hairline and crown.

Believe me.


DexterRiley

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> BEST.HEADLINE.EVER. (You know Cher had him bound in leather!)

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> Suri, please go into your Daddy's library and wee-wee all over his books.

disslexic

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> Has he been getting work done? His face looks weird.

miramesa

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> That whole interview had the feeling of general lewdness!

Friedneckbones

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Origin Myth: Bound In Leather]]> He's definitely dyeing that hair.

DexterRiley

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