Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair? - Defamer Comments

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

gerrylee — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:35:03 PDT

never mind the chest hair, which is creepy bald by the way. what about the guys lack of acting ability. i say more NAVEEN ANDREWS! his chest hair makes you WANT to be a sand flea in his happy trail.

gerrylee

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

Road_Rash — Tue, 06 May 2008 07:53:21 PDT

Gawd can we stop already with all the fucking endless hair free, metro-sexual manscaping!! Arghhhh!!!

Road_Rash

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

MessyMortal — Sat, 03 May 2008 05:03:20 PDT

There's no chest hair in heaven?
*sobs*
@claris:

MessyMortal

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

trasnochadora — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:11:40 PDT

Well, this is the island on which Kate has shaved armpits after being incarcerated in a bear cage for days, the men always have rakish five o'clock shadow, and Claire wears tanktops immediately after childbirth, so, you know.

trasnochadora

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

Miss Anne Thrope — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:53:37 PDT

@Smirk: Definitely less appealing bald.

Miss Anne Thrope

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Smirk — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:26:36 PDT

@pumpkinsoup:

I agree with you - Jack looks horrible without his manfur. I don't want to have fantasy sex with a blubbery cueball.

Smirk

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

pumpkinsoup — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:29:30 PDT

They even 'scaped away his Happy Trail. Ladies, I think we need to storm ABC and put a stop to this madness.

We want furry Jack!

pumpkinsoup

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

Gaytheist — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:02:34 PDT

@extracrispy: No! Only want to have babies with UNshaved Jack. He looks all jiggly.

Gaytheist

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WideStanceRomancer — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:50:35 PDT

Matt with fur: beargasmic.

Matt without fur: kinda porcine-y

WideStanceRomancer

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

CrankYank — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:37:31 PDT

@pdn: Damn you, Occam's Razor!

CrankYank

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pdn — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:28:44 PDT

They shaved his chest so that you could see the appendectomy scar.

This isn't rocket science, people.

pdn

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

CrankYank — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:26:10 PDT

I just love the thought of writers walking up and down the picket line dreaming up fantastical subplots for Fox's chest hair. Start looking for crop circles in his happy trail.

BTW, Team Hair - That man is enhanced by fur.

CrankYank

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

pumpkinsoup — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:10:31 PDT

What's the f*ck is wrong with a little chest hair? I hate this man-scaping trend. Okay, Robin Williams needs to man-scape, but, oh to run my fingers through some of Foxy's chest hair.

pumpkinsoup

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

GraniteInMyVeins — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:38:20 PDT

Don't hate on those dynamite pecs - furry or not, it works.

GraniteInMyVeins

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

TurdBlossom — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:19:57 PDT

@el smrtmnky: Get These....naaaaah too easy.

TurdBlossom

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TurdBlossom — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:17:18 PDT

@azoth: Where do i sign up?

TurdBlossom

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

brilliantmistake — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:09:47 PDT

That STD he got from Bai Ling finally caught up to him. You can't tell in the clip, but his balls are as smooth as a snow globe.

Oddly, I rewound to look for the appendectomy scar in the flash-forward and completely missed the changing body hair.

brilliantmistake

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

extracrispy — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:41:41 PDT

I take back my Speed Racer theory. Speed Racer was filmed in June/July 2007. This episode of Lost was shot after the writer's strike this year. Plenty of time for Matthew Fox to grow back his chest hair.

So maybe the writers did intend his smooth torso to have some meaning. Like he's all clean-cut and comfortable before embarking on a paranoid drug binge that results in a scraggly beard. Or maybe they just wanted us to see the appendectomy scar.

I've given this way too much thought and now I must take a shower.

extracrispy

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:20:37 PDT

I wonder if this was in Ben's "Box with anything you ever wanted..."?

Magnakai Haaskivi

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

secretagentman — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:20:26 PDT

@Scooter34: The flash-forward does take place at least 2 years after the island, so it's reasonable he would be pale. What's not reasonable are the 600 other 'mysteries' this show has brought but now misplaced.

secretagentman

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anniehall — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:20:02 PDT

This post made me realize: Jack appears hairless in a flash-forward that comes after we see Juliet shave his chest/abdomen on the island pre-surgery. So in his first flash-forward of the episode, there's hair... then he's shaved in island-time... then flash-forward with no hair. OK my head's going explode now.

anniehall

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

claris — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:19:31 PDT

Um, because Hurley said Jack's in heaven. And obviously, there's no chest hair in heaven.

claris

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MrRewrite — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:15:15 PDT

hair today, gone tomorrow. sorry.

MrRewrite

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

MisterHippity — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:09:30 PDT

I've got it! He got off the island by SWIMMING to freedom! So he shaved his bod like the swimmers do!

I know I could do this "Lost theorizing" thing!

MisterHippity

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Scooter34 — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:07:49 PDT

As my co-worker pointed out, in addition to stealing the body hair, the island also sucked all the tan right off his hairless torso. He also looks a little softer than before. Pasty, hairless, pudgy people - obviously, the island is the place where government workers are created.

Scooter34

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el smrtmnky — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:06:35 PDT

@azoth: Twinks on a Plane

el smrtmnky

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

azoth — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:04:35 PDT

@Koreanish: LOST island of the gym gays, anyone?

... I can see the pitch now: plane crashes onto an island of neverending late 90's style circuit parties, zaniness ensues

azoth

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extracrispy — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:54:46 PDT

He's totally smooth in that ninja-fighting clip from Speed Racer. So I'm guessing he shaved for that role. Blame the Wachowskis.

Shaved or not, I still love him and want to have his babies.

extracrispy

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Koreanish — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:46:55 PDT

Post-Island Jack is a gym gay?

Koreanish

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SW-2 — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:42:37 PDT

I swear to god if they do this to Naveen Andrews there will be hell to pay.

SW-2

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Miss Anne Thrope — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:26:14 PDT

Nair microwave wax.

Miss Anne Thrope

Another 'Lost' Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?

Whiteboyfunfark — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:25:34 PDT

Maybe he waxed it in solidarity with Harrison Ford and the rain forest.

Whiteboyfunfark