<![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> Figured this was bullshit, decided to check it out. From a stickied thread in Michael Bay's forum:

"Just spoke to Mike, and it's false. This guy is really creepy, he's creeping me out.

BTW, Michael has never spoken to him and won't speak to him. Mike has a movie to deliver for June 2009, unlike this idiot.

Boll doesn't deserve press for his lame movie, so this is the last we talk about him in these forums. This press stunt will tank."

[www.shootfortheedit.com]

Bogart Shwadchuck

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> If this guy promoted his movies half as well as he promotes himself, he'd be HUGE.

Director: F
Self Promotion: A++

DrFeelgood

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> The world is not READY for an Uwe Boll interview about pudding.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> This is so win-win, I may have to cancel all my future plans to work around this.

I'm joking, of course. I have no future plans. Apart from this.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> I don't believe that I am about to say this, but God help me, I'll never forgive Michael Bay for the pathetic and shitty CGI in Transformers: Team Boll.

How long before Boll goes really apeshit and challenges Jerry Bruckheimer?

Crazydogggz

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> @Sleepyhead: Of course, Uwe's leaving out the part wherein he agreed to beat the crap out of the managers of every one of those 2,000 theaters to convince them to show his film. In the end, he only got around to four or five of them before getting distracted by a video game kiosk at Circuit City.

nick_r

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> If Bay is allowed to direct the newscasts covering his lawsuit against Boll, then he's sure to win based on the logo effects alone.

nick_r

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> "First, you front us a bunch of money, we guarantee a huge profit."

Uwe makes his movies via Nigerian-email-scam-style financing? That explains a lot.

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> Gosh. I just love that Billy Zane. You know he played a hooligan in TWO Back to the Futures?

In other news, sometimes Uwe Boll news makes me feel like the sickest, silliest section of my brain is controlling the real world.

Shivery.McPickles

]]> <![CDATA[Uwe Boll 'Confirms' Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure]]> I wish I could smack Michael Bay around a few times for Transformers. WTF indeed.

DarlingMagpie

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