Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island' - Defamer Comments

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

Oxycontinmoron — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:38:44 PDT

I have to imagine with sky-rocketing malpractice insurance premiums that no doctor in his/her right mind would commit to doing any surgery that would be televised.

I also would like to think the ad was a mis-print and that they were actually looking for a STURGEON to perform surgery. Sit down, shut up, and pass the caviar!

Oxycontinmoron

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

moochia — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:46:53 PDT

@NoWireHangers: Comedy gold, that!

moochia

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

VirusWithShoes — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:42:22 PDT

@Nunaurbiz: Surely they could import the virgins, perhaps in a sealed shipping container to keep them fresh? Then you just put the shipping container into a giant fridge, and take out a virgin if, and when, you need one. You can get really cheap virgins from China, I hear. After that, India seems to be your best bet. Make sure to wash them first after you take them out, just to get the packing materials and tears off them before using.

VirusWithShoes

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

Nunaurbiz — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:35:45 PDT

They have as much chance of finding first-time surgery volunteers in LA as they would in finding actual virgins!!!!!

Nunaurbiz

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

Jamerson7 — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:39:09 PDT

The Real Question:

Is that island in-network or out-network? Because I CANNOT afford the out-of-network copay!

Jamerson7

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

as_per_usual — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:50:19 PDT

i. will. never. go. to. the. hospital. again.

(not that i make a habit of it as is, and this rule may also be suspended if there is the prospect of really good drugs.)

as_per_usual

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

WGARefugee — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:34:10 PDT

Let's douche, I mean spice it up a little by by miniaturizing Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriquez and putting them in a microscopic atomic submarine. And, let's do a two-parter where the submarine gets injected into the vice president (William Macy) who has a heart incident right after a nuclear bomber piloted by Will Smith takes off to bomb Tehran. And Michelle Rodriguez gets to say on the radio "are you seriously telling me that you've never done this procedure before?" Now that's a reality show!

WGARefugee

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

el smrtmnky — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:33:49 PDT

i thought it was just a nooner to look for on craigs. doctors, too!!

el smrtmnky

Reality TV Casting Call Seeks O.R. Newbies For 'Virgin-Surgeon Island'

Hamud Ibn Hamud — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:14:43 PDT

It seems rather tame fare considering that Typically-Arrogant-Surgeon-Who-Promises-to-Create-a-New-Bladder-for-You-Using-a-Piece-of-Your-Intestines and Typically-Arrogant-Surgeon-Who-Insists-Heart-Surgery-Is-Appropriate-for-an-EIghty-Five-Year-Old-Woman-with-Terminal-Pancreatic-Cancer can be seen Monday through Friday at any American hospital.

Hamud Ibn Hamud