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Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

pillowface — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:51:58 PDT

reichen was my geometry teacher in high school. he would always offer the boys the opportunity to go to "flight school" and on halloween he came dressed in Tom Cruise's real costume from "Interview with the Vampire". he backed out of his contract to appear on the amazing race, leaving the administration to scramble to hire a new professor in the last months of school. what a dipshit

pillowface

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

Oxytone — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:45:45 PDT

Poor, poor Reichen, it must be hard for him to have his shit shoved back in his face.

I love how self deluded he is to think he's not "Answer D: All of the above" as Digital Underground put it so eloquently.

Oxytone

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

NoGrumpys — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:46:35 PDT

remember when you had to pass notes in class and write this stuff on bathroom walls. MySpace and Facebook is the BEST

NoGrumpys

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

Crazydogggz — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:15:15 PDT

Chip must be doing his payback-is-a-bitch dance right about now.

Crazydogggz

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

Trai_Dep — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:30:46 PDT

It's really tacky to re-use the note your ex left before booting you for being a cheating, social-climbing man-whore.
I think Reichen owes Lance residuals.

Trai_Dep

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

whitekidinflatbush — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:42:01 PDT

@whitekidinflatbush: Do you even KNOW how to correctly use a comma? Jesus.

whitekidinflatbush

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

whitekidinflatbush — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:41:40 PDT

*sigh* In his own, very very odd, subculture, he's on an A-list. In the real world, he's another Hollywood gay guy with a great body. Effie, we've all got pain.

whitekidinflatbush

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

hughman — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:23:09 PDT

Advice to Lance Bass - read these rules then go back in time to before you met Reichen

hughman

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

major disaster — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:21:51 PDT

I wonder if the intended meaning of #3 was actually "Never believe them when they say they're going to sleep with only you." That would make a lot more sense, both with respect to the dynamics of Hollywood romance, and the expected inability of a has-been reality star to understand proper adverb placement.

major disaster

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

CatherineTrammell — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:14:40 PDT

Big words from a man who fucked a kid on THE REAL WORLD while he was in a relationship with Lance Bass.

CatherineTrammell

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

tonilost — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:01:39 PDT

But he is so frigin hot, I dont care about his lame personality.

tonilost

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

nojo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:39:46 PDT

Never underestimate their need for celebrity, money, and fame.

Words to live by. And how do we know who Reichen Lehmkuhl is, again?

nojo

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

icallthebigonebitey — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:12:56 PDT

Isn't she a little old for this nonsense--what is she, 34,35?

I mean, what's next, are Riechen and her gal pals gonna kidnap the guy, lock him up in his mother's house, slap him around (while filming it) and then post the results on YouTube?

Cause that's where this is headed.

icallthebigonebitey

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

Whiteboyfunfark — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:11:13 PDT

Bitter, party of one? Your table is ready...

Whiteboyfunfark

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

emberglance — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:54:18 PDT

German. He means sleep with you only...

emberglance

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

NoWireHangers — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:48:11 PDT

Sounds like somebody got the clap.

NoWireHangers

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

NoGrumpys — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:46:55 PDT

...or can suck the leaves off a branch like a famished panda

NoGrumpys

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

Nomi Malone — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:36:29 PDT

bottoms are so bitchy.

Nomi Malone

Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:35:56 PDT

What kind of gay man whines about faux love and seemingly finds fault with sex-for-the-sake-of-sex? Even Lance Bass knew enough to kick this guy to the curb.

REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION