<![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> @mrtrailsafety: hahaha I wonder what colour the sky is on Paula's whirled!

MessyMortal

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> @SanFranBetsu: it's Paula's whirled, and we just live in it.

mrtrailsafety

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> I love the way Simon uses his bitchiness for good. He's kind of like a superhero. Here he used it to deflect attention away from Paula as she essentially displayed her medicine cabinet on National television. It didn't quite work, but he was really trying.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> I tuned in last night to see Neil Diamond coaching the Idols. The singing was criminal. The first two guys should have been arrested. Perhaps, Paula was just in shock.

Mswhiskers

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> Do any of us actually tune in expecting to see a lucid Paula? Hells no! I want my Paula drunk, high and/or horny for whatever male contestant is warbling away at that particular moment.

On a separate but related note, did anyone else feel the absolute misery coming from Jason Castro having to sing these crap karaoke songs? I kind of expected him to say, "this is just so lame...please vote me off...PLEASE!"

mr hotpants

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> Completely unreported: After Syesha's second performance, Paula calls her "Brooke" as she starts to critique her performance.

Beelzebub

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> And the TV nation has trouble believing "reality" shows are scripted why?????

Nunaurbiz

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> Paula never stops giving of herself.

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> Ryan Seacrest was so troubled by the change that he repeatedly caressed a young girl's scalp.

minvasive

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> Just like Paula, I heard the second song before it was actually sung too. It sounded good, wasn't great, not his best, pitchy, appalling like a ghastly county fair.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> I have a tough time laughing at smug millionaires with drug problems. The American Idol industry loves her enough to dissolve Lorazepams in her cranberry juice, but not enough to kick her to the curb with a pink slip and a nod. That being said, please let the mocking continue.

pureblarney

]]> <![CDATA[Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum]]> So a former Laker girl who had a hit song with an animated rapping alley cat and was briefly married to Emilio Estevez is getting paid over $5 million dollars to pop pills and drunkenly critique a karaoke contest.

Maybe I shouldn't be surprised; this is America.

NoWireHangers

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