<![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Can Woody Allen do heavy special effects movies or is that a joke? If he wrote it too we'd have a neurotic hobbit that is confused about his life and than have a secret love twist. Wait, I think I now see why you'd want him to direct it.

kylo4

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Can't we let Ralph Bakshi try again?

EliCross

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> @mattymcd: Oooh, now that's a thought.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> 1.Uwe Boll
2. Courtney Solomon
3. David Schwimmer

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> John Hughes, I'm looking at you! The Hobbit is your comeback movie if I ever saw one! And PLEASE put Judd Nelson in there for kicks.

bonniegrrl

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> I am only one man.
But I am HOBBITED OUT!

I think this is the most unnecessary film idea of all time. There is like, what? TWELVE hours of hobbit shit out there and it was as good as anyone could have dared hoped for. This will be an off pitch, awkward footnote to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
Peace yo!



ScottieB

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> If Woody Allen sleeps with his Hobbit daughter, is that a crime?

MisoMysterious

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Ridiculous.

This site went from awesome to boring since the editor switch up. Now it's moved on to just being dumb.

cineaste

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Come on, there's only one qualified person. And he could do it from a Hobbit perspective: Danny DeVito!

Nunaurbiz

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> @thrillwill: Shut your mouth!

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> David Lynch has the coolest head ever.

actorpull

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> As a fanof the book I have to say CoM sucked really really really hard.

But ditto on the Coens.

thrillwill

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> "The Hobbit... a Bay/Bruckheimer production".

bittergreen

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> By the time this film gets made and released, it's audience will have grown up and moved on. Please put the kibosh on this thing right now. You will thank me, and Defamer too.

Oldboy

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> @juniperjenny: I think what we said was that Alfonso Cuaron could direct Pan's Labyrinth in his sleep.

That said, we probably could do it ourselves, though I'm afraid we'd need to be awake.

STV

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Peter Weir
George Miller
Julie Taymor
Tarsem Singh




Monsieur.Mind

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> I say Boll. This time, Bilbo's Dragon is in fact Harry Knowles caught outside the Drafthouse.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Who should play Wonder Woman, Defamer? Also, seeing the Octopus's face in The Spirit - good move or raping of source material?

Us fanboys need your guidance.

TonyStarkNaked

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> @OldTowneTavern: How on earth is involving Atom Egoyan going to make a film look good? Especially with Paul Sarossy shooting it, it would have all the visual panache of a third-year student film.

And be emotionally dead.

MCU

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Even dead I wouldn't trust John Huston to behave himself with the Hobbits.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> My choices, in order of preference:

Billy Wilder, John Huston, William Wyler, Samuel Fuller, Cecil B. DeMille, Edgar Ulmer, Nicolas Ray... (I trust you see where I am going with this)

gwendolyn

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Also, I would like to vote now for casting Simon Russell Beale as Bilbo.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> The greatest adventure is what lies ahead...

Pardon me.

I would vote for Cuaron to direct every movie ever. But why waste his talent on The Hobbit? It's already got the style and the reverence for the source material set, there's not much for del Toro to do, really.

And I whole-heartedly agree on Pan v. CoM. Amen.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> When did Defamer become that asshole film major smoking in the corner of the party saying "I could have made 'Pan's Labyrinth' in my sleep"?? You kids are much cooler than me, apparently.

juniperjenny

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> The Coens, man. The dwarf abides.

MaxPatkin

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Why can't they just release this and call it a day?

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> I say Atom Egoyan or Jane Campion. That way the film is sure to look good and leave everyone emotionally isolated; true Oscar bait.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> Neil Jordan would mean an obligatory role by Stephen Rea, which is fine with me.

mattymcd

]]> <![CDATA[If 'The Hobbit' Must Be Made, We'd Rather See One of These Directors at the Helm]]> No way - give The Hobbit to Terry Gilliam. At the very least it would be a spectacular disaster!

KNau

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