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'Valkyrie,' UA Not Just Another Cruise/Wagner Casualty, Say Cruise/Wagner

StevieRayHalen — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:57:01 PDT

@LoveHandles:
oh no, I see a whole cottage-industry of Tom Cruise jokes ala- "Chuck NOrris" sayings...

"Tom Cruise can kill 5 movies with one studio..."

ps.
Is Paula Wagner a Scientologist? just wondering...

StevieRayHalen

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regisgoat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:58:11 PDT

Oh, wait, that should read "FEB 13, 2009". Watching Nazis blow each other up is the perfect date movie for VD Day.

regisgoat

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regisgoat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:56:28 PDT

You know how the publicists send out these little pieces of crap so we'll remember their stupid movie is opening? Like when Road Trip was going to open, and they sent critics a sperm collection kit with rubber glove and plastic tube (oh, and thanks for calling us wankers)? I keep thinking I'm going to get a loop of piano wire in the mail with a piece of paper reading Valkyrie, FEB 2009.

regisgoat

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Little Mintz Sunshine — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:07:10 PDT

Not only did Roger Friedman see this coming, he wrote about not getting credited for breaking this story 12 years ago. Sure, it was about some black music guy getting screwed over by some Jewish music guy, but read between the lines. It's all there.

Little Mintz Sunshine

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Seanibus — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:12:10 PDT

The war can still be won, der Fuhrer says.

I am still in charge, Saddam says.

The economy's fundamentals remain strong, the President says.

Can't say it if it ain't true, right?

Seanibus

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Benovite — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:43:20 PDT

Is it just me or does that pic of Tom Cruise and Carice van Houten look like Bill and Hilary circa 1967?
[i28.tinypic.com]

Benovite

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MrRewrite — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:42:02 PDT

NYT quotes Fox columnist saying the accent issue (use plain 'murican accents rather than german ones) makes the movie "worst idea ever for a film,"...or is that 'wurst idea...' Sorry, had to. Ja! Wunderbar!

MrRewrite

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STV — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:35:13 PDT

@InkStainedWretch: You mean other than Paula Wagner's defiance?

STV

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StaringatScreen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:33:59 PDT

Tom Cruise's greatest accomplishment has been to unite the entire world in a single hope: To watch Tom Cruise crash and burn.

StaringatScreen

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InkStainedWretch — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:22:34 PDT

But keep in mind, if Michael Cieply wrote it, the article may have a whole lot of bullshit leavening the actual, you know, facts.

InkStainedWretch

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LoveHandles — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:52:01 PDT

If it's going south, Tom Cruise will save it. He doesn't just stand around when something happens, he does something, you know.

LoveHandles

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Juancho — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:51:04 PDT

Please let these vaunted shingles die. Mayer, Goldwyn, Pickford, Fairbanks, Griffith and Chaplin are spinning in their graves.

Juancho

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Lou — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:42:37 PDT

Lou

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psych101 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:37:02 PDT

I'm not sure I appreciate the tone of this post...so glib.

psych101