David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots - Defamer Comments

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

Dr_Venkman — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:06:57 PDT

@CourageousCoward:
Yeah, but that would be a lie - it must say "I USED TO BE big in germany during the 80's".

Dr_Venkman

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

raincoaster — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:51:21 PDT

Uh, does that work on Simon Cowell? No reason I ask...

raincoaster

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

Leviticus_71 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:31:24 PDT

I think most women would give anything to gently rest their head on the mountain of chest hair that caresses his bulging chest and belly. I imagine his dates vaguely resembling chimpanzees grooming eachother as his lady friend attempts to clean his hair sweater.

Leviticus_71

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

Oxycontinmoron — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:24:03 PDT

I suppose there are worse pickup lines than "Hi. My name's David Hasselhoff and I'm big in Germany."

But I could be wrong.

Oxycontinmoron

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

Old No.7 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:18:18 PDT

Cut the Hoff some slack, it's hard to sweep that poon off its feet when your breath smells like a Wendy's Double-Meat w/ Cheese.

Old No.7

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

EuroDad — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:16:32 PDT

before you pass judgement on his game, we should find out which "head" was featured in the headshot

EuroDad

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

LoveHandles — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:14:47 PDT

This woman is a prude. Who wouldn't want to go out on a date with the hoff? I mean, the world knows how his evenings end up - in romantic picnics on the floor. Not just on the floor, mind you, but actually eating your food directly from the floor. He sure knows how to get 'em.

LoveHandles