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Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

FlangeSqueal — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:57:42 PDT

Teeny Tom wanted into Beck's kit and didn't realize that Skeevy Spice was such a lez and would complicate matters. Now Tom realizes that the $ciento thing isn't going to go over and is losing Stepford Holmes to Skeev - and it calling it all off. It IS refreshing to see photographers NOT subscribing to the James Caan rule - shoot tiny men from waist-level looking up...or place subject on ramp to boost height when posing with larger subjects. Tom is a little dyslexic shrimpington!

FlangeSqueal

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Benovite — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:58:00 PDT

@EuroDad: I could see that.

Benovite

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

spanktastic — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:37:04 PDT

Tastes just like chicken.

spanktastic

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

fishwife — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:37:00 PDT

Maybe she could just make everyone happy and eat Tom?

fishwife

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

VoxPopuli — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:22:53 PDT

But if he wants to be her lover, he's gotta get with her friends. Oh wait, that's right ... he doesn't. Never mind then.

VoxPopuli

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

StevieRayHalen — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:22:59 PDT

Katie's thoughts...

*Boy, Posh and Becks have such a cute little boy...so adorable in his big boy suit...oh shit that's Tom. ... God i'm fucking starved...*

StevieRayHalen

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

EuroDad — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:19:54 PDT

@Benovite:

i was thinking it would be cute if Posh & Katie hit it off and dumped the SAG player :p

EuroDad

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Benovite — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:03:14 PDT

It would be cute if Tom and Posh hit it off and dumped the WBA player. ^_^

Benovite

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Oxycontinmoron — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:45:06 PDT

@crackbabyjesus: AWESOME video interview with Jason Beghe regarding what a scam he thinks it is!

Oxycontinmoron

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Decebal — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:15:12 PDT

900 calorie a day diet for Posh? What a freaking fairy tale!!!! More like 90 calories a day.

Decebal

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Omelas — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:55:39 PDT

So Tom's surprised that his wife is easy prey for a charismatic crazy and a dangerous fad?

Omelas

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Barbarella — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:51:49 PDT

@spanktastic: Um, he's already wearing them believe it or not.

Barbarella

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

RonMwangaguhunga — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:48:34 PDT

From the 3AM Girls, July 2007: "'Midway through the party, previously cool Will, his wife Jada, Tom and Katie called Posh and Becks on to a platform and gave them a truly cringey LA welcome.

"Then Muhammad Ali star Will blurted: 'The wife instructed me to talk short. So I would like to say I love the dress baby, it's a hot dress. And Tom said to me the most important decision you'll ever make in your life is the groups you choose to be a part of.

"'He said that when you choose your wife you're choosing a life, and when you choose your friends you are choosing your life.'"

RonMwangaguhunga

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

crackbabyjesus — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:44:35 PDT

It would appear he is a rather lousy Operating Thetan. If he could really manipulate space and time, wouldn't he make himself taller? Or Kate fatter? I'd have fun with it if I was him: fat Katie one day, skinny Katie the next: women love mystery, Tommy!

crackbabyjesus

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Sweet Panda Love — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:27:07 PDT

Isn't anorexia usually a way of exerting control over your own life when you have extremely controlling parents? Or barring the parents, controlling celebrity beard husbands?

Sweet Panda Love

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Juancho — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:09:32 PDT

@TootieFields: Ah yes, the famed Mapother bloat.

Juancho

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Mr. Ice — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:07:50 PDT

Becoming BFFs with Britney Spears might help reverse the weight loss.

Mr. Ice

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

TootieFields — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:01:36 PDT

Can't Tom just get some of his cousin's sperm to impregnate her again? That would probably fatten her up a little.

TootieFields

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

DexterRiley — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:52:57 PDT

How long before Second-in-Command Tom declares, "Enough!" and levitates over to Team Juno?

Yeah, they can fix her.

DexterRiley

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Juancho — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:44:51 PDT

I applaud the Becks on this one. See what happens when you try to suck them into your little cult?

Juancho

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

pureblarney — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:31:27 PDT

The Tomatron says there's only allowed to be one robot in the family.

pureblarney

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Oxycontinmoron — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:29:37 PDT

@niterunner: I believe the "Supermodel Diet" has one subsisting exclusively on Cocaine and cigarettes.

Oxycontinmoron

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

niterunner — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:28:03 PDT

Well no wonder Posh is splitting meals...900 calories a day..what a cow! I easily get by on 400. Air popped corn, a mint leaf, and a diet coke is all one needs to get by.

niterunner

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Benovite — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:25:57 PDT

Not only is she skinny, her fashion sense is shot.

Benovite

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

spanktastic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:24:53 PDT

Tom needs some platform shoes. It must be painful to be so tiny. Can Scientology fix the pain?

spanktastic

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

icallthebigonebitey — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:20:54 PDT

Maybe fellow thetan-destroyer Kirstie Alley can help? There will be no "meal splitting" if she gets involved. Meal STEALING, yes. Meal sharing, no.

icallthebigonebitey

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

EuroDad — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:20:39 PDT

sadly, this means having a menage-a-trois w/ Katie & Posh would really be like sleeping with one normal (albeit still very skinny) woman...

EuroDad

Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

Oxycontinmoron — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:10:17 PDT

Don't be glib. He's done the research! (Here take some of these vitamins.)

Oxycontinmoron