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Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

NoGrumpys — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:49:24 PDT

@Whiteboyfunfark:

noGrumpys = stretch64

NoGrumpys

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Lindsey85 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:02:33 PDT

She's no Jillian Barbarie.

Lindsey85

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Elsie_Tanner — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:24:46 PDT

Wow. I've never heard of this bint (sadly her talents have not reached the UK yet) but surely she has an editor or a producer? Who on earth thought it would be a good idea to segue from a wife beating story to ...that?

Elsie_Tanner

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

cinerama — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:32:32 PDT

:-)

cinerama

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Desk_hack — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:12:10 PDT

@cinerama: We don't like Juno, either. Love, The Haters

Desk_hack

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

sikhprofessionalhelp — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:46:52 PDT

Is she wearing a bra? I think not, but hey its ok with me.

sikhprofessionalhelp

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

cinerama — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:00:59 PDT

Jessica Holmes is great! I'm no fan of the 9:00 hour either, but she does a great job on the Morning News in general. Don't be haters.

I feel sorry for those of you chagrined by this - go pop in your Juno DVDs and sit self-satisfied at how "hip" you are.

cinerama

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

sikhprofessionalhelp — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:33:10 PDT

Is she wearing a bra? I think not.

sikhprofessionalhelp

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Douglas Reinhardt — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:07:29 PDT

@Desk_hack: I know. I expect that kind of behavior from somebody over at the Fox 11 morning show, but not channel 5. Hal Fishmann is rolling in his grave.

Douglas Reinhardt

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Whiteboyfunfark — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:56:06 PDT

I find it inconceivable, frankly unbelievable somebody would up and marry Rob Van Winkle, Dinkleberry. But rappin' about battery should not inspire flattery. Two blond douchebags with rhythm-challenged dance hags prove to be somewhat prophetic: Nothing else is more pathetic. Nothing ever stoops as low as whitey tryin' to get ghet-to.

Whiteboyfunfark

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

EuroDad — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:23:52 PDT

@STV:

bad grammar inhances my street cred.

lol

EuroDad

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

StylusPictures — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:02:50 PDT

What the f could have possibly been her motivation?

Did she think that was funny? Did she think that was (Lord, help us) cool? That ruined my weekend. I'm gonna go lie down and cry.

StylusPictures

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

bricklayer — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:57:49 PDT

How wildly inappropriate. Stay classy, KTLA.

bricklayer

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Oxycontinmoron — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:45:09 PDT

Been around for what seems like a century

I'm surprised that yer moms hasn't mentioned me

Been slapping 'round shorties since before you was born

And I'm still more popular than online porn!

Word.

Oxycontinmoron

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

NoGrumpys — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:40:45 PDT

"I am shocked and slightly chagrined" at least some one on the KTLA morning has journalistic integrity

NoGrumpys

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Cacafuego — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:38:02 PDT

So what kind of choreographed stage show will she do to commemorate some celebrity's miscarriage?

Cacafuego

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

STV — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:31:48 PDT

@EuroDad: I'd say you're a genius if not for the unfortunate misspelling of "Santa Claus." But you're close!

STV

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Desk_hack — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:28:19 PDT

@Douglas Reinhardt: Cannot. STAND. Her! Please, bring back Sam Rubin and get this idiot bimbo off the air.

Desk_hack

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

EuroDad — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:09:32 PDT

@blackheartededitor:

my wife slappin' game is cause for pause

'cuz i'm crackin' more ho's than my man Santa Clause

and i'm out

EuroDad

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

Douglas Reinhardt — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:06:28 PDT

Holy shit. One of the worst moments of my life was spent in a hospital waiting room watching Jessica Holmes on a "View" knock off show.

Douglas Reinhardt

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

icallthebigonebitey — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:49:43 PDT

i hope she was given a pull-aside by KTLA management. and then some gold for her grill.

icallthebigonebitey

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

blackheartededitor — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:42:39 PDT

I'll be rhymin' dope rhymes for alla my life
Cause I got more hits than Vanilla Ice's wife

blackheartededitor

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

jasonelias — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:32:30 PDT

"Domestic battery
Got more hits than Bo Jackson
Chicky-check
Vanilla Ice is lockdown
Somebody scream!!!"

jasonelias

Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

guitarsnob — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:29:24 PDT

"Ice Ice Baby" is one of the three rap songs I know. The other two being "Can't Touch This" and the theme song to "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air." And as much as I ultimately hate these songs, I still rap along because I can.

guitarsnob