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Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

pettyhooker — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:34:57 PDT

Oh why couldn't they have dated when her head was shorn for "V"? That would have been so cute, in a Spawn Ranch kind of way...

pettyhooker

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Victor Ward — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:12:50 PDT

@iAlreadyHateYou: Share.

And "lovable" hippy? Those exist?

Victor Ward

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

iAlreadyHateYou — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:44:22 PDT

Whatever happened to Gael?

On the other hand, that leaves him available for me. ME, DAMMIT!

iAlreadyHateYou

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

dana danger — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:17:10 PDT

@mozbrat: He really does seem like the nicest person. After seeing him live, I just wanted to run away and join his freaky hippie circus and never look back! Also, this continues Natalie Portman's streak of dating men that make me jealous of her. Sigh.

dana danger

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Ascender — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:43:53 PDT

Saw him at Pitchfork a few years ago. Boring as hell.

Ascender

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Benny — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:13:51 PDT

Yes, Natalie, but tell us again. Did listening to The Shins really change your life?

Benny

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

raincoaster — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:05:12 PDT

@mozbrat: He doesn't smoke pot? Oh, that's going to break the hearts of a lot of hippies I know.

He IS hot. Too bad I can't stand his voice.

raincoaster

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Shumina — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:48:14 PDT

David Letterman excluded, of course.

Shumina

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Shumina — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:47:12 PDT

@mozbrat: No Sale. No one is safe here...especially nice guys.

Shumina

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Dave J. — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:44:12 PDT

He bears a disturbing similarity to Vincent Gallo in one of those pics.

(Shudder.)

Dave J.

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

mozbrat — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:34:38 PDT

Oh come on guys... I used to work with Devendra at the record shop -- he's a nice guy, a sweetheart, far cleaner than most of the punk rock employees, and while he's out there, it's more of the Topanga Canyon out there....

And did you know he doesn't even smoke pot?

mozbrat

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Greasy Thumb Guzik — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:50:16 PDT

Nice Jewish girl goes out with guy with tats.

Natalie: A schanda fur die goyim!

Greasy Thumb Guzik

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Package — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:44:13 PDT

"If you are a boy, do not deee-spair . . ."

Package

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Shumina — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:23:09 PDT

Proof positive that the American Dream is alive and well. You really CAN achieve anything...and I mean ANYTHING here.

You go, long-haired-skinny-NAMBLA-boy!

Shumina

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

emberglance — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:18:05 PDT

He most likely smells of patchouli and incense.

And he wrote the Little Boys song when his friend warned him Cripple Crow was likely to get played in Starbucks. It was his (pretty funny) effort to head off the masses at the pass. Looks like it's doing it's job...

emberglance

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

el smrtmnky — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:14:08 PDT

jesus.
no really, he looks like jesus.

el smrtmnky

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

the_insider — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:01:39 PDT

"... a schizophrenic hermaphrodite with the male and female physical characteristics in one body." Headcase and the Angry Inch

the_insider

Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?

Glass_Family — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:55:24 PDT

This guy can't have a pleasant odor.

Glass_Family