<![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> @Benovite: Oh, god. Poor choice to check on this before bed... I'm going to have nightmares.

DuckyDoom

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> She's also got lipstick on her right jawline, and unless she's MUCH more flexible than a normal human, that means she got some girl-on-girl.

Also, you could stuff the encyclopedia down the front of that dress with space to spare. Why doesn't she buy a tube sock, cut the end off, and stuff herself inside instead of wasting money on a perfectly good dress that fits a HUMAN?

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> I'm loving her poses. From the red carpet prowling sultry supervillainess who just flummoxed Batman yet again to the Doris Day in mid jig one, she looks like she's having a hell of a good time.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> Is it just me, or is she much more hittable in the 'after' pics?

Still, I don't think I'd ever bone Renee Zellweger, if given the chance. I'd be afraid I might, like, hit her spine and paralyze her* or something.

*at least the parts of her body below her face

Assistant/Atlas

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> Since everyone else has already commented on THE HANDS (ACKKKK) I will comment of the fact that what appears to be a normal, adult male, is able to grasp her upper arm, using only his forefinger and thumb, his fingers go around her WHOLE ARM??? I have tiny hands and normal arms and that's how big my wrist is? GET HER A DONUT! Oh and the alcohol seems to have lubricated her facial muscles, which is nice. Renee is looking scary these days.

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> Note to everyone:

If I get famous, I promise to appear drunk at all public engagements. Sans man hands, of course.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> @Benovite: Brill! She is indeed a hot tranny preciousssssssssssss mess.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> she was definitely drunk on letterman last week and it was quite entertaining actually.....

deadre

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> @DuckyDoom:

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> sorry for the double post.
on the tranny joke..
i'll put down the keyboard...

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> or
"That Tranny's Way Too Drunk..."
too far?
never too far.

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> or
"Dude... that Tranny's really drunk..."
too far?
never too far.

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> overheard @ bar...
"Manhands needs another drink..."
or
6 champagne flutes $79
2 Xanax - $16.
103.lbs of metabolism caught on camera completely wrecked??
Priceless

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> We now have found the new vice-president of the Sarah Jessica Parker man-hands club.

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> Those are the hands of Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs.

roahboah

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> The hands. The hands!! No sleep tonight, hand'll get me. Oh God, it's under the bed, I know it.

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> With her BMI, she's three sheets to the wind after half an appletini.

Wendy_Kroy

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> That bony man-hand is frightening. And what's with that goofy red carpet stance she keeps dreaming up at all these premieres? There's no way Clooney's hitting that.

DexterRiley

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> jetlag is a bitch?

catdirt

]]> <![CDATA[Renee Zellweger's Inner Party Girl Breaks Loose In London]]> she has to have the ugliest hands I've ever seen.

DuckyDoom

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