<![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> @PaisleyPajamas: First things first-she's obviously (hopefully?) still trying to get the nose to look halfway decent. When she joins Michael Jackson in the nasal-free celebrity club then she'll start on the bunion.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> coming soon to a ross near you...

c-dice

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> I knew that Fey called her a piece of sh*t or something, I did not know about this Fraggle comparison. That alone seals my liking of Fey. Anyone who uses Fraggles as a cultural counterpoint is a-ok in my book.

RocketRockit

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> "...what are we calling her these days? Actress? Singer? Socialite..."

Yeast-infected-cunt-bubble.

Why? Were we supposed to call her something else as the years until she fatally O.D.s drag slowly by?

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> I just threw up in my mouth a litt.e

Oh and also

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> Wha....what just happened?

"...Paris' shoe launch attracted hundreds of people, as they lined up on a Ste-Catherine Street sidewalk for as long as seven hours to meet the infamous heiress."

*vomits again, faints again*

Snarky1

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> Oh. My. Sweet. Gentle. Jesus.

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

*vomits, then faints*

Snarky1

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> A millimeter bigger and that bunion will officially qualify for "sixth toe" status.

UnklStinky

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> She's had her nose done 3 times and she can't find the time to have that bunion surgically corrected?

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> you can get bigger sizes in similar styles at Fredrick's of Hollywood. or, uh, so someone told me.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> I will have terrible terrible nightmares about those feet. Thanks.

BigBoobsMagee

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> Is there a Paris Hilton "ignore" button for Defamer? Seriously, every Website should have one.

yvonnjanae

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> @jerseyjeff: Oh Elliott Mintz, that is not a good colour on you.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> Tina Fey and the rest of the talentless hacks at SNL should shut it, even as it concerns this mutant. They are just so busy being Lorne Michaels worthless whores on the cultural and political scene. Enough already. You make Paris look respectable by comparison. Serious.

jerseyjeff

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers]]> That thing is a bunion? I thought it was just a gnarly blister. Jesus.

pureblarney

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