<![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> But, really, why would they speak with a German accent? In reality, the events depicted in the film took place in Germany. So the people depicted would have spoken in German. Neither English with a German accent nor English without a German accent is believable. In fact I find the latter option more believable since it acknowledges (somewhat) that what's happening is a fiction (as in screw the German accents because no one would've been speaking English anyway).

waitinformyman

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> MrRewrite

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> regisgoat: "Dear Sir, we here @ the NAACP find your statement of facts...well, accurate. Therefore we are willing to present a check for $5,000 to anyone offended by your bringing up factual Hollywood racist stereotypes and will see you in court. sincerely, the NAACP ps. you owe us $100 million dollars. pps. that post was funny...

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> @cacajao
I've been watching some of those vintage cartoons of which you speak. Now, in the old days, the Termite Terrace mob would have given Hitler what he always got post-explosion: cornrows, blackface and Carl Stalling cueing up "Mammy's Little Baby Loves Shortnin' Bread." Those guys did not know from the NACCP.

regisgoat

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> Poor Tom, Poor Bryan, Poor choice
Headline for Variety February 2009.

Does anyone remember they pushed TITANIC from summer 1997 to Christmas 1997 to make it right?
It went on to win 11 Oscars and become the first and and so far only)film to gross over 2 Billion dollars in its first release.

It is a great story about a very significant event and unlikely hero. Don't count the talent out because the picture went over budget.

Insideguy

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> It might do better if they got Adolf Hitler to play Claus von Stauffenberg. He wouldn't bring all of Tom Cruise's baggage to the movie.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> I was going to try to read The Power of Positive Thinking but then I thought, what's the fucking point?

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> "What?!! VALKYRIE SUCKS!!! My Acting Sucks?!! you said I sucked what?!!"- I'M SUING YOU FOR $100 MILLION DOLLARS!!
but, first I want you to wear this uniform...that's it, now use the accent I taught you...Wunderbar...

StevieRayHalen

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> @hughman: @Greasy Thumb Guzik:

Actually, I think Boris is a better choice, although the accent could be a problem.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> @gnipgnop: Heh heh heh.

Shouty leave Tom alone guy (who is most likely Tom) over at the hot blog:
BOW BEFORE CRUISE. BOW!!!!!!

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> His career could be revived if Rosie O'Donnell's career were revived. Oh, nevermind.

Tim Faulkner

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> wasn't this the movie that his producing partner said didn't require german accents, because the actors speak english in the movie? um, yah, 75 years of film history dispute that one! And dialogue coaches are so expensive, after all.

MrRewrite

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> If only we would all stop raping babies and join Jenna Elfman on Fandango, pre-ordering our Valkyrie tickets. Kirstie Alley could carpool!

rabbitboy

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> This will probably be a [another]bad sign for Bryan Singer too, I'm surprised no one has mentioned that.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> Clean up on aisle five!

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> Is he dressed as a Xenu Youth in that picture?

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> He's shot himself in the foot before; he just now managed to hit his Achilles' Heel. Methinks it's going to take some work to jumpstart the Xenu Robot this time.

pureblarney

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> I guess the whole Gay Nazis for Christ genre isn't taking America by storm

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> @Greasy Thumb Guzik:

oops. my bad. you're right of course. however i still question about Tommy being too tall. Rene Russo could probably squash him like a bug.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> Valkyrie probably sucks... yadda, yadda, yadda.

Can we chat for a second about what an inflated douchebag David Poland is? You couldn't find anyone with a bit more credibility than him to report the demise of a Tom Cruise vehicle?

extracrispy

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> So Tom Cruise joins the exclusive 'zany nazi movies never released' club besides Jerry Lewis and his infamous "The Day the Clown Cried"?? [www.imdb.com]

Thing is, with all the potential publicity this will stir up, they should actually release that sucker like within the next month!

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> The script is awful. Talky with lots of references to food or eating ("And when the SS catch you, they'll pull you apart like warm bread!)

The outcome of the failed attempt to kill Hitler reads like a Daffy Duck cartoon: HITLER - limping, dazed, his clothes in tatters - is being led from the smoldering ruins.

cacajao

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> @hughman:
I think you meant Fearless Leader, not Boris.
But little Tommie is still too tall to play Fearless Leader, who was maybe two feet tall but had a ten foot tall shadow!

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> so getting it straight, it's his career that's flamin'?

you kno, gotta be correct when assigning my paens to the power of positive thinking... wouldn't want to shit my paens...

gnipgnop

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> I've tried positive thinking, and it just doesn't work. Nor can it. Ever.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> Germany hates him as much as America does.

spanktastic

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> @WGARefugee: Say what?

Superstarsteve

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> Hey, there's a shouty leave Tom alone guy over at that hot blog. So far he's text only but his liberal/medieval use of capitalization implies a nascent youtube rant struggling to EMERGE:

"VALKYRIE WILL OWN YOUR ASS. EVERYTHING CRUISE EVER HAS DONE AND EVER WILL DONE, with the exceptions of maybe LOSIN' IT, FAR AND AWAY, and LAST SAMURAI, are LIFE-CHANGING PAENS TO THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING."

[www.mcnblogs.com]

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> maybe they could do "Bullwinkle II" and he could just dress the same and play Boris.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> That's just a picture of Tom from his Village People days.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise's Career In Flames As 'Valkyrie' Melts Down]]> In flames? Not even the burning embers, my friend. His career is the creosote that lines the chimneys of our fireplaces.

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