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Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

LittleMissPartlyCloudy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:45:55 PDT

Why is it that suddenly "famous" folk like Krasinski always seem to also suddenly turn into pricks? Dude needs to remember that fame is a 15-minute-thing for most and his is down to 5.

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

nick_r — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:09:04 PDT

@dluvvly: I'm surprised the final sentence wasn't "By the way, Mr. Kleiser continues to have a hip, stylish visual sensibility and is available immediately for television directing assignments."

nick_r

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

sundaeg1rl — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:17:57 PDT

Thank god we've managed to palm Kylie off on you guys for a while. Under-talented and over-promoted, that's her. After 20 years, the joke's wearing a little thin.

sundaeg1rl

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

jerebo — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:24:50 PDT

Cujo? Was Dee Wallace with him? Oh... Cojo. Wait, who the fuck is Cojo?

jerebo

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

yvonnjanae — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:41:30 PDT

Celebrities must all be hiding and laughing at us.

yvonnjanae

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

hollywoodcheck — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:24:16 PDT

I usually use elephant penis jokes to get women, but it doesn't work :(

hollywoodcheck

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

FranklyScarlet — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:41:49 PDT

This is what passes for the "brush with greatness" these days? Boring.

FranklyScarlet

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

Whiteboyfunfark — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:02:57 PDT

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Whiteboyfunfark

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

Superstarsteve — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:47:39 PDT

@jamriner: Which Starbucks was it? He looks familiar to me but not because of his TV show or celeb stuff. I keep thinking I know him from something other than celeb stuff. Did he do catering or work for a hotel? Can't figure it out but I'm extremely good at faces. The other day I recognized the "Monex Gold" lady (with the British accent) that has those ads on CNN. Even she was surprised I recognized her. She wasn't draped in gold or in her "library" and oddly, she too is rather height 'challenged'.

Superstarsteve

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

dluvvly — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:32:11 PDT

How did the last person know who Randall Kleiser was on sight, or what he had directed?

dluvvly

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

jamriner — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:36:52 PDT

That John Krasinski is an amazing talent. Ok, ok, he's a knob. I wonder if he was as much of a knob two years ago when he went by "JK", the Starbucks Barista.

jamriner

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

flidget — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:27:30 PDT

I am enjoying the gradual douchification of John Krasinski.

flidget

Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes

ManPurse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:55:20 PDT

Boring

ManPurse