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Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

SanFranBetsu — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:07:22 PDT

@queensissy: It's a spread alright!

SanFranBetsu

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

regisgoat — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:55:19 PDT

"Betcha she could crack walnuts with that ass."--Jonathan Winters, Moon Over Parador

regisgoat

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

moondawg9 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:55:03 PDT

The hiring process involved showing the candidates a picture of Gisele Bundchen's ass and the one LEAST turned on got the job.

I was in the running, but I had taken my Viagra that day, so no go . . .

Damn you, four hour erection!!!

moondawg9

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Venus_In_Retrograde — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:59:30 PDT

Who needs the photo shoot? Slap this on a billboard and I'll take two of whatever it's selling. Especially if it's selling Gisele's ass in a bottle.

Venus_In_Retrograde

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Miss Anne Thrope — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:23:12 PDT

Mine looks exactly the same.

Miss Anne Thrope

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Freegan — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:35 PDT

Wonder how that would look on a resume...

- Experienced glute therapist.
- Worked on the Hottest models on earth. (For Real)
- Looking to move up the massage ladder.
- Managed several clients rears at one time.

Freegan

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

famousauthor — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:30:17 PDT

Could you run the actual wording for that job description?

famousauthor

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

LeGagneur — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:17:44 PDT

The guy is wearing a sweater tied around his neck. You really think he's going to cherish the day where he oiled up Gisele's butt?

LeGagneur

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

kepster — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:44:18 PDT

@Twerpsichore: It was called So Fine. I'm so embarrassed I know that!

kepster

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

FredTheGreat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:41:47 PDT

Oh, ya great. Like I need somthing else to remind me how much my job sucks, Damn you sir. Damn you Mr. Hot model butt massager guy. Damn you.

FredTheGreat

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Twerpsichore — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:33:12 PDT

What was that Ryan O'Neal flop in the '80s about the guy who invented assless pants? Help me, trivia monsters.

Twerpsichore

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

OldTowneTavern — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:24:17 PDT

Those shorts have to be the second worst thing to ever happen to fashion... right between Marc Jacobs' Spring/Summer '08 deconstruction meltdown and the Versace tragedy.

OldTowneTavern

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Furious George — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:53:08 PDT

I'd so pretend to be gay in order to snag that job. Will they accept an MBA summer intern?

Furious George

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Sweet Panda Love — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:21:51 PDT

@In Other News...: Well, I imagine the concomitant obsession with make-up and off-hours cocksucking might make the ruse more trouble than it's worth.

Sweet Panda Love

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

McCheeburger — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:21:09 PDT

I will pay good money to do that job, as long as I have the right of first refusal.

McCheeburger

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

BaconCat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:17:25 PDT

@businesspearl: I, on the other hand, am turned on by your avatar. So no gizelle massaging gig for me.

BaconCat

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Alabama~Boy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:42:17 PDT

USER "Sweet Panda Love" hit the nail on the head...

Alabama~Boy

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

In Other News... — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:38:28 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: Wouldn't you say you were gay to get that job?

In Other News...

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Tiger_Tanaka — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:26:15 PDT

Leave Dennis Miller alone. The man's got to keep working, any way he can.

Tiger_Tanaka

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

businesspearl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:18:44 PDT

@BaconCat: word

businesspearl

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

BaconCat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:14:50 PDT

he's so gay his beard has a beard.

BaconCat

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

nick_r — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:13:45 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: Yeah, and that's what makes it so unfair to the straight men. At least, as a compromise, the job should go to a lesbian.

nick_r

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Old No.7 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: That ass is so fine, it'd make Elton John crave snatch. (This could be the neocon's ultimate weapon agains homsexuality... use Giselle to turn gay guys straight, one ass pat at a time.)

Old No.7

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Calraigh — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:11:54 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: Once more with feeling.

Calraigh

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

guitarsnob — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:59:16 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: mmmmhmmmm

guitarsnob

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:51:58 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: singing to the choir.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Twerpsichore — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:49:25 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: Zackly.

Twerpsichore

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

Sweet Panda Love — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:47:32 PDT

As if there's a chance in hell that dude is straight.

Sweet Panda Love

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

In Other News... — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:46:58 PDT

Jesus. "Oh, you mean I also get medical benefits with this job? And a yearly performance bonus? And a company car? Ach, you know, I don't really need that. JUST LEMME RUB THAT ASS."

In Other News...

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

queensissy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:43:47 PDT

I refuse to believe this was for a fashion spread. Stonewashed cutoff chaps with a denim shirt?

queensissy

Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass

shutupitsmine — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:43:36 PDT

Great, assless acid washed short shorts are back? I just got rid of mine, too.

shutupitsmine