Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot - Defamer Comments

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

CourageousCoward — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:56:01 PDT

הונדערט הייזער זאלסטו האבן, אין יעדער הויז הונדערט צימערן, אין יעדעד צימער צוואנציק בעטן, און קדחת זאל דיך ווארפן פון איין בעט אין דער צווייטער

"You should have one hundred houses, with one hundred rooms in each house, with twenty beds in each room, and a violent fever should throw you from bed to bed [without you being able to find rest on any of them]!"

CourageousCoward

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

Glass_Family — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:28:08 PDT

Makes sense. The people who photograph the normal AA ads would probably have sex with their adopted daughters, too.

Glass_Family

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

moondawg9 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:07:50 PDT

"What if he finds out?"

"Ahh, it's just a billboard campaign. No one's really gonna notice, anyway. And it's not like we are selling condoms or crack."

moondawg9

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

Sweet Panda Love — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:54:29 PDT

I bet the Rebbe Menachem Schneerson wouldn't have sued. Well, at least not until he returns as the Messiah.

Sweet Panda Love

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

Benovite — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:22:11 PDT

He looks like a Jewish Darth Vader.

Benovite

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

Little Mintz Sunshine — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:13:16 PDT

I understand Woody will settle for $2 million and "the underage brunette from the camisole campaign".

Little Mintz Sunshine

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

the.munson — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:27:35 PDT

At least American Apparel had the brains to put the billboard on Allen St.

the.munson

Woody Allen Not Satisfied Being American Apparel's Honorary Hebrew Mascot

Plankton420 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:27 PDT

That image of Woody is one of my favorite moments from "Annie Hall" -- oy!

Plankton420