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Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

ExposeTheSky — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:30:16 PDT

I must say that I think Katie is trying to be too old too fast. I know Tom is way older than her but she has seemed to lost her youthness! I know she isn't a kid anymore but she's acting 50 and that haircut seems she wants to look 50 too.

ExposeTheSky

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Oldboy — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:40:42 PDT

@first2letters: Very funny man--tannis root indeed.Suri has her father's eyes...

Oldboy

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

regisgoat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:11:44 PDT

Clearly, rescuing this poor woman is a job for Batman.

regisgoat

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

HappyBlues — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:00:10 PDT

Anybody checked to see what kind of haircut their dog has?

HappyBlues

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

CaveatLector — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:28:42 PDT

Good God! She's got ears like Dumbo.

CaveatLector

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

first2letters — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:59:33 PDT

She's looking more gaunt in that latest photo, too -- must be all the tannis root she's drinking to keep the new Hubbard fetus growing properly.

first2letters

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

hissykitty — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:36:50 PDT

Does she get to keep Suri when the contract is finished or like Nicole will she just leave the kid with him in exchange for an obscene amount of money?

hissykitty

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

pixie-stix — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:52:33 PDT

Could be for a role - I heard tell about play w/John Lithgow.

Or she's loopy and will be shaving her head soon.

pixie-stix

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

iAlreadyHateYou — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:41:08 PDT

@hack-a-rific: It's human. Some people are just blessed. (I say this because I have a friend with real thick glossy bangs like that...yes, I am very jealous, thank you for asking.)

iAlreadyHateYou

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

hack-a-rific — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:23:51 PDT

I'll admit it, I'd kill for some thick, glossy bangs like that. Do you think it's human or synthetic?

hack-a-rific

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

iAlreadyHateYou — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:07:05 PDT

Katie, dear, eat a sandwich!

iAlreadyHateYou

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Tits McGee — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:12:44 PDT

As a licenced cosmetologist, I feel compelled to note that that haircut is most definitely not a pageboy.

I would call it a wedge, though it's a bit hard to tell what's happening in the back in that picture. If the back is as long as it looks like it might be, she could be venturing into ::shudder:: mullet territory.

Jexenu. Somebody needs to save that poor girl.

Tits McGee

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

dutchtreat — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:00:00 PDT

She doesn't have the strength to hold up all that hair any more. Poor dear needs a steak.

dutchtreat

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Sweet Panda Love — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:53:09 PDT

Hey, that first one depicts her wedding hair with the inexplicable one centimeter fringe along her hairline. Personally, I think it's to hide the scar where the cut open her braincase and replaced it with tapioca pudding.

I also imagine that haircuts and $1000 outfits for Suri are about the only things she's allowed to decide for herself.

Sweet Panda Love

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

NotReadyForPrimeTime — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:44:09 PDT

Hopefully she'll shave her head next and get the help she needs.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:40:26 PDT

When's her contract run out?

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Decebal — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:11:07 PDT

What is Xenu for "So incredibly sad" Sigh.....

Decebal

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Little Mintz Sunshine — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:09:55 PDT

Ugh. Mom hair. Take two Xanax and proceed to menopause.

Little Mintz Sunshine

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

StaringatScreen — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:00:19 PDT

Stepford Wife transformation nearly complete.

StaringatScreen

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

fembot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:38:18 PDT

amazing transformation from young, cute 20 something actress to tot toting mini-van driving, middle-aged appearing housewife.

fembot

Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

metroville — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:30:04 PDT

The family-mandated hairstyle is necessary to allow one's head to fit in the special helmets onboard Xenu's spaceship.

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Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets

Old No.7 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:28:46 PDT

Tell me again the story of how Tom Cruise doesn't like boys.

Old No.7