<![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @mcgeorge: If you ever find yourself having to qualify a statement with the phrase "I love a Jew" or "My best friend is black" or any variation thereof...
chances are you just shouldn't say it in the first place. And that the person you're relying on for minority legitimization would wince and start avoiding you if they heard or read it.

BrangelinasFetuses

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @crotchety: What the hell was that?

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @crotchety: If I was being mean to anyone, it was intended for Defamer for hopping across that line of gutter gossip/conveniently timed moral indignation a few too many times for my liking (so um, sorry Defamer for being mean I guess). And since you don't know my love object, I'll spare you what his/her real reaction would be since it wouldn't quite jibe with your rhetorical conclusion.

@Sweet Panda Love: OK, you're not a moron or Jew. Are you a mineral?

mcgeorge

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @mcgeorge: Yeah, I still don't get it. I guess it just went over my head 'cause I'm not a fucking moron. Or a Jew. But I can always convert!

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @mcgeorge: Snark usually has a patine of intelligence. Simply hollering "fucking jew" doesn't make it snark. Where's the wit? If you're simply going over our heads with some inside jokery, I tip my hat and bid you good day. And I don't buy the hate/love thing. You don't shit on your steak and then ask for the A-1. I think your comment was "fucking lame. I don't care what anyone says."

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @mcgeorge: Clearly your wit is too subtle for me. And while it's true that the comments on Defamer are meaner now than they were just a few months ago, (and "mean" is not that same as "snark", btw), take a minute and think how the object of your love might feel if he/she stumbled across a comment like yours coming from a stranger.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @Sweet Panda Love: Well for you, you can replace "Jew" with "Mormon" or "lesbian" "Communist" or anything else that people whisper under their breath in "smart company" because my point is the same. And. I. love. "Yentl." So I'm ready for your punishment anytime (chicken soup? meh.)...

mcgeorge

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @mcgeorge: I guess the excrement smeared across my screen obscured your wit in speculating that someone's a fucking Jew.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @CourageousCoward: Strapped to a chair, with eyes forced open a la Clockwork Orange, forced to watch "Yentl", in a vat that slowly fills with bubbe's chicken soup.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @Sweet Panda Love: I am mischievous, but I do not shit on my keyboard as that messes with the motherboard. Who the hell knows if Ellen Page is Jewish OR gay (maybe wikipedia tells us)? Being in love with a Jew myself, I only meant to offend those who earnestly engage in the whispered rumor mills about people's orientation, ethnicity, and so on when the person in question is clearly not comfortable about discussing it (particularly some teen girl who's just had three million cameras pointed in her direction). So if you're one of those people, yes. If not, remember you're on Defamer, a site "bedaubed" with snark and sarcasm and virtually "de-daubed" of Neo-Nazis.

mcgeorge

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @Sweet Panda Love: In general, one who excuses the crime is guilty of complicity. We should not belittle this hatred, rather we should punish it. Suggestions? (i.e. force-feeding of spoiled gefilte fish?)

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @crotchety: Intention would suggest that the poster in question is capable of thought, which does not seem possible. I prefer to believe that the linguistics professors left the cage door open and a particularly mischievous chimp took his liberties with the feces bedaubed keyboard.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @mcgeorge: Was that intended to be as offensive as it seems?

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> SJP: "And when we're done with this feminine phase, you can graduate to dressing like an 8th Ave. hooker like me!"

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> Today, Sarah Jessica Parker, tomorrow Cynthia Nixon. You know it's comin', folks. Yes, you do.

UnklStinky

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> I still think she's a fuckin' Jew, I don't care what anyone says.

mcgeorge

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> @Shumina: What the HELL is going on with the veins in SJP's hands and feet?? Holy shit! I am her age and yes, I have noticed some hand veiny-ness, but that is monstrous! Is she 90?

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> I hope the jacket-and-Chuck Taylors look that Ellen perfected is not permanently in mothballs. And those shoes look very uncomfortable.

mordecai1908

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> I kind of miss "Moocher from Breaking Away"-era Page already.

Deslander

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> Yet another Diablo Cody post (by proxy).

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> having a slightly slutty mom in black satin leggings makes everyone a little lesbian.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> What's up, Veiny McFeeterson?

Nice look Ellen, but until I see your sex tape, I'm not buying.

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA[If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP]]> For the first time, I begin to understand the phrase "hot tranny mess."

Sweet Panda Love

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