Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis - Defamer Comments

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

PrimaBella — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:32:49 PDT

Yeah, it's so funny to make fun of "skinny" girls who are 5'1 at the tallest, just because one of them unfortunately was so insecure with herself that she developed an eating disorder. I'm sure saying that they look like little kids or boys won't hurt their self-esteem at all. I mean, I think it's hilarious to tell recovering anoerexics that they look like a sick 8 year old- HA HA.

I myself have practicaly the same body as Ashley and guys seem to like looking at me. I'm personaly 5'0 and between 86-90 lbs and I can eat 3 bowls of icecream everyday for 2 weeks and not gain a pound (I have done this), so saying they "need to eat a sandwich" is just a way for jealous girls to believe that we all have to watch what we eat or starve to stay thin, when in reality, some of us just have a little thing called high metabolism and good genes. The extremely healthy and muscular gymnasts Nastia Liuken and Shawn Johnson are both around 5'0 and weigh below 100 lbs as well. Anyone who calls a girl who is NATURALY PETITE "sick looking" is just ignorant and jealous. In my grandmother's day, it was normal for a woman who was 5'2 and had 3 kids to still weigh 95 lbs, so I don't see what's wrong for a short, teenage girl to be slim. Hell, I knew way skinnier girls then the Olsens at my highschool and they were several inches taller.

PrimaBella

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

heavyd888 — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:01:29 PDT

@Peripheralvision: Ever hear of Marfan Syndrome? Hate to pull the armchair diagnosis here when we're all hard at work trying to determine the hotness of the Olsen twins, but if you really do have a) scoliosis b) either a sunken or sharply protruding sternum and c) a tricky heart valve, you really should get screened immediately. Or check out www.marfan.org D

heavyd888

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

mr.Man — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:23:26 PDT

@curlysue: Take that "Judge not, lest ye be judged" bullshit elsewhere...this is Defamer, goddammit.

mr.Man

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

first2letters — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:30:41 PDT

If you just concentrate on her face, Mary-Kate looks like Smeagol in that 2nd series. And I like girls.

first2letters

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Hanapana — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:25:54 PDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Shhhhh....I think their bodyguards know "Scientology tactics" and aren't afraid to use them. Funny how everyone is intimidated by these two, huh?

Hanapana

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Pop Socket — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:51:23 PDT

@bitchymcsarcasm: First honest person in this thread.

Pop Socket

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

numero1fan4u — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:43:28 PDT

newbie here..i'd have to say..."substantial improvement". the look healthier now.

numero1fan4u

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

curlysue — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:06:45 PDT

I dunno. Perhaps we can look at some photos of Defamer editors and comment on how hot we think *they* are. Until then, I'll be over here in the corner eating steak.

curlysue

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

LKB — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:14:23 PDT

Glad to see they aren't skeletal, but hot? No dice. There's nothing remotely sexual about those girls -- they're like enuchs.

LKB

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Admore — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:31:47 PDT

@pumpkin soup: And while we're at it, what's with the sleeveless leather vest thingy the guy is wearing? I understood that rich people in the middle ages wore about as many clothes as they could, to show that they had the money for it. I'm guessing sleeveless leather vests were rarely seen at Hampton Court.

Admore

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

BlindKarma — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:04:58 PDT

@lizzybennet: You think you're tired of men saying they think women that aren't afraid to eat are sexy? How damn tired do you think we are of hearing, "Am I fat" "Am I too big for this" "Am I getting a muffin top" "OMG my thighs touch" "Does this make me look big"

Maybe I'm just older (28) but they look like little girls and I'm not a pedophile so that's never, ever sexy.

ps... I knew I'd marry my wife when I saw her polish off a full slab of ribs and a loaded baked potato on our first date. If your eating habits are sketchy that's not the only thing you're going to be prudish about. If you're hungry all the time you're evil all the time. If you're constantly worried about your weight (not your health there's a difference) then you're self esteem probably isn't the best. We run 20 miles a week together and she's fit and athletic but I'd rather have my wife fat and happy then thin and miserable.

BlindKarma

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Kevin O — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:35:51 PDT

Mary Kate is still unhealthily boney. It looks like these shots were taken to try to hide it. Shot 1 tells the story.

Kevin O

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

NoGrumpys — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:38:17 PDT

Mary Kate's time on Weeds has paid off. Munchies padding

NoGrumpys

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Whiteboyfunfark — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:42:18 PDT

@bitchymcsarcasm: Would your real name be, uh, Ichaelmay Acksonjay......?

And is Mary-Kate smoking a cig "to keep my weight down" or chewing off her own fist to stave off the munchies until it's time for her 5PM triscuit-with-ex-lax and (literally) dessert spoon?

You know you're too thin when the crotch on your thong is too loose to make a camel toe even after you give yourself a good wedgie for that all-over no-lines tan...

Whiteboyfunfark

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

pumpkinsoup — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:09:06 PDT

@Admore: Yes, that Tudors' ad has been bugging me all damn week. You can see up that chick's nostrils. Did the art director have it in for that actress or something?

pumpkinsoup

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

plasticene — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:52:44 PDT

No tits does not equal sexy. No tits = boy.

plasticene

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Trixie from Toronto — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:33:29 PDT

@widdyone: Very classy.

Trixie from Toronto

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

lizzybennet — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:15:27 PDT

@Peripheralvision:
You're skinny because you're obviously ill, as you've pointed out. NOT anorexic. I can tell an Ana from those who are just skinny, easy. It's a look, a 'tude, a way of walking and talking.

lizzybennet

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Admore — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:42:15 PDT

So they have the "child star face", you know, something that gets kids cast at a young age, but then turns somewhat frightening (or ick! average looking) as they grow up (cf The Coreys). This surprises anyone? Honestly, how many very young child stars grew up pretty, or handsome? It's a low percentage. For every Drew Barrymore there's a McCauley Culkin or three.

Those girls are sort of scrawny, and not really to my taste. (I'm pretty sure I'm not to theirs either.) But I'm not seeing anything there that indicates poor health or a dietary problem. And they could drop bags of $100 dollar bills off that balcony all day and never miss it. So they've got that going for them.

PS - The Tudors girl has a nice body, but Oink Oink! Could they have shot her to look a little MORE piggy?

Admore

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Peripheralvision — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:57:45 PDT

@lizzybennet: I appreciate what you're saying, and I agree that people should learn to recognize signs of eating disorders.
Ultra-skinniness is usually a sign of poor health - but it's not necessarily an eating disorder. I've been mighty close to rexy looking.

@ObtuseIntolerant: YES! It stings when others snarkily assume we're starving ourselves.

a) Where my parents are from, most grown women are 14-year old American size.
b) I have pretty bad scoliosis and a sunken sternum.
c) A tricky heart valve seals the deal. Until the age of 23, I couldn't get past 90lbs.

Point is: it's out of my control. It wasn't fun looking like skeletor when my friends were filling out prom dresses. I'd look at my twisty, bony form in the mirror and try not to cry in despair.
More than one concerned person asked if I was anorexic. This would cause everyone who actually knew to cackle in laughter because I eat like a trucker.

Growing up runty gives you perspective. Healthy (healthy-slim or healthy-robust) is gorgeous to me. It'd be nice if we got past the "Judge'em because they're fat!" and "Judge'em because they're skinny!" dichotomy.
Then I wouldn't have to worry about venturing out in a tank top and having people call me a 13-year old boy/monkey/socially acceptable 'rexy, assuming I'm on a diet.

Peripheralvision

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

sharpeiboy — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:58:59 PDT

I wouldn't be able to stomach my past the dead animals they wear and the ashtray kisses.

sharpeiboy

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Trixie from Toronto — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:45:12 PDT

@NefariousNewt: Monkeys who killed Heath Ledger!

Trixie from Toronto

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

justagirl — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:43:13 PDT

But then again I do have a thing for billionaires and pre-pubescent boys.

justagirl

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

justagirl — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:42:37 PDT

I'd hit it.

justagirl

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

ennTOXX — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:00:01 PDT

I vote to impeach the author who used the word "HOT" in the title. I hate to say it, but that's like having pedophile tendencies... :||

ennTOXX

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J.D.Regent — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:43:39 PDT

i'm sorry, but it's impossible for one's thighs to be "squeezable" while also having a space between them wide enough to drive a truck through (commonly known in underwear catalogs as "truck vagina.")

J.D.Regent

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fleetwood — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:55:41 PDT

Not hot.

fleetwood

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

bess marvin, girl detective — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:49:27 PDT

@Trixie from Toronto: i always thought ashley looked pretty despite the gnomishness. mary kate on the other hand...

bess marvin, girl detective

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:11:42 PDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Monkeys with attitude... and lots of money.

NefariousNewt

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Trixie from Toronto — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:22:13 PDT

And yet they also continue to look like little monkeys. Monkeys in bikinis with surprisingly cute figures.

Trixie from Toronto

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

SayHeyJay — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:31:02 PDT

@lizzybennet: What exactly have these two DONE since Full House?
Obviously, you've overlooked their mesmerizing performance in New York Minute.
How quickly people forget.

SayHeyJay

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

SayHeyJay — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:26:13 PDT

@Mike_Jahn: Kimmy Gibbler... now she's hot!

SayHeyJay

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Old No.7 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:21:29 PDT

Forget their figures, it's the ugly-ass faces I have a problem with.

Old No.7

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bess marvin, girl detective — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:43:52 PDT

they look fine. we forget that they are only 5 feet tall.

bess marvin, girl detective

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lizzybennet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:12:32 PDT

no you are not rexy looking unless you have spent the last six months in a concentration camp starving. "Rexy" is not slim. It is concave ass, concave stomach, hair falling out, bloated belly and face. It's walking funny (not in stilletos, you can't) because your spine is permanently crurved and your shoulders are sloped to save oxygen and nutrients to your brain. My sister was anaorixic--REal, late seventies anorexic. These girls are not Rias. Mias, maybe, not mias. And no one is "naturally anorexic looking", unless you are ill with cancer or someting, and even then, that's a different look--more a bald Mia look.
Sorry, time to get back to reality.

lizzybennet

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

ObtuseIntolerant — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:14:42 PDT

Heyy...some of us are naturally 'rexy looking. Not that I'm saying they are, but it can happen. And being called anorexic is not a compliment....is it supposed to over here?

ObtuseIntolerant

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

switchbladesister — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:09 PDT

i wish i'd realized how hot i was in the 7th grade.

switchbladesister

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Al_Pastor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:32:29 PDT

woman eat steak. me like

Al_Pastor

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

TedCopacabana — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:05:18 PDT

Who are these 12 year old girls who are being hailed as the Olsen twins, these girls pictured are at least 7 years too old to be them.

TedCopacabana

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

lizzybennet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:53:43 PDT

I'm sick of all this bullshit. I'm sick of reading about how "sexy" men think it is for a woman to eat a steak. Rigggggght. I can't COUNT the number of times a man has whispered to me, lying naked against my body after four tequila shots and rub-up-against-each-other pool, "I'm just not attracted to you. You ate a salad for dinner."
Let's just stop this bullshit. Who cares who think they're hot or not? What exactly have these two DONE since Full House?

lizzybennet

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

BlindKarma — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:37:12 PDT

By hot you mean look like 7 year old boys right?

BlindKarma

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

major disaster — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:32:09 PDT

@Mike_Jahn: Don't you remember? We were recently told Brooke Shields was not hot.

Those are some beauty standards I'm having a hard time figuring out.

major disaster

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Plankton420 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:31:42 PDT

Well, they don't look unhealthy, so that's an improvement. In fact [scrolls up to see which one is which again], Ashley is healthy enough looking to be actually attractive; it's hard to tell with Mary-Kate, but she might still need a sandwich or two.

Um. Wait... what?

Did I really just reply to a post about Mary-Kate and Ashley's appearance!?

Fuck, I've lived in this town waaaaay too long...

*sigh*

Plankton420

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Hipp — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:30:32 PDT

Yes, hot. Hot like bats are hot.

Hipp

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Mike_Jahn — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:23:59 PDT

If that's hot, I don't want to meet not.

Mike_Jahn

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

Benovite — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:21:19 PDT

Oh to be 9 again.. *sigh

Benovite

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

HeatherNumber1 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:12:40 PDT

Is this a joke, like when guys say they love 'big' women like Kate Winslet?

HeatherNumber1

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BaconCat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:07:46 PDT

Why isn't anybody commenting that Ashley is so patriotic she tans on an american flag?

BaconCat

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Leviticus_71 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:55:45 PDT

Anyone else see the telescope behind Ashley? We're spying on them in bikinis...who are they spying on?

J.Jonah Jameson: "Hey...skinny girls...have you spotted spidey yet?"

Olsen Twins: "You got it dude!"

Leviticus_71

Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

famousauthor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:51:24 PDT

Those protruding bones are so sexy...

famousauthor

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major disaster — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:51:17 PDT

Curvy tummies aren't always made of fat. Sometimes they are from malnutrition.

major disaster

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smartastic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:50:35 PDT

they're not gross 'rexy, just currently socially acceptable 'rexy.

smartastic

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DonLaFontaine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:47:08 PDT

I earned over 500 million before I turned 12 years old and all I got was this advanced stage pulmonary metastic carcinoma ... and blow, I got a lot of that too ...

DonLaFontaine

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BaconCat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:45:55 PDT

No, the girl playing Anne Boleyn in the pop up ads has curves. The twins have points.

BaconCat