Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier - Defamer Comments

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

dutchtreat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:20:19 PDT

Getting bored with the Brange even before they've whelped. I hear Tom and Katie are busy building triplets though!

dutchtreat

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Scout — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:12:13 PDT

@BigBoobsMagee: But you'd look at the photos, wouldn't you?

Scout

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

BigBoobsMagee — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:08:35 PDT

@Scout: I just threw up in my mouth a little

BigBoobsMagee

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Pomalina — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:21:35 PDT

I always wanted a Lorax. And a pony. And I fear these new stars may be as elusive as a nice 3BR 2Bath in a good neighborhood.

Shit.

Pomalina

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Sweet Panda Love — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:56:47 PDT

I don't even know what these stars mean, but now I completely resent not having one. And not having a sneech. I could probably use one of those, too.

Sweet Panda Love

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Scout — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:48:37 PDT

Joe and Jessica Simpson.

Scout

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Scout — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:43:00 PDT

@TheStarterWife: Prince William and the brunette girl?...not screen stars, but still famous.

Scout

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

nojo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:09:02 PDT

@Seth: That's very kind of you. For a moment I thought I had overdosed on cat urine.

nojo

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Seth — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:49:28 PDT

@nojo: No, I get it now! It's a Gizmodo/Defamer gateway joke! Thanks.

Seth

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

nojo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:43:23 PDT

@Seth: Like grade inflation or feature creep (geek term for bloated software), Star Creep indicates the need to add additional stars to comments because a single star is no longer sufficient. The confusion arises because the term can also apply to misbehaving celebrities.

In other words: If I have to explain it, I've missed the target...

nojo

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Seth — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:34:38 PDT

@nojo: What does that even mean?

Seth

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

nojo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:26:45 PDT

@TheStarterWife: You might call that Star Creep, but I fear it applies to just about every post on this site.

nojo

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

sarah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:36:24 PDT

@nojo: That totally deserves like four stars. (Which has to be the natural progression of these things, right?)

sarah

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

nojo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:24:16 PDT

Now the Star-bellied Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-bellied Sneetches had none upon thars.
The stars weren't so big; they were really quite small.
You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all.
But because they had stars, all the Star-bellied Sneetches
would brag, "We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches."

nojo

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

sarah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:18:27 PDT

But who's left of that star magnitude to have a baby that would command that type of dough? Kidman? Too private. Julia Roberts? She's already had kids. Team Aniston? Too obvious.

(Thanks for the * Seth. I assume it came from you.)

sarah

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

JudgeFudge — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:17:30 PDT

@Seth: OH! Seth, guilty as charged. My sincere appologies, I was too quick on the draw. Terrible, form, I know. Thanks for all the great lines...

JudgeFudge

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Seth — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:04:06 PDT

@JudgeFudge: Isn't that the basic premise of the last sentence of this post? Or didn't you read it? No star for you!

Seth

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

JudgeFudge — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:56:03 PDT

At these rates, Angelina could easily forgoe the rest of her film career and just keep having babies for People Magazine to take pictuers of.

JudgeFudge

Angelina Jolie Set To Break The Elusive, Eight-Figure Baby-Photo Barrier

Crazy Broad — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:18 PDT

As disgusting as the celebuspawn payouts are, at least the Jolie-Pitts give the $$$ to charity.

Crazy Broad