<![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> My jaw hurts like hell now from all that fellating, but it was so worth it!

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @BoHan: I didn't blow a single soul for my star, but I was willing to!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: @NotReadyForPrimeTime: Obviously, you have to blow me to get a star, and I'm picky. Anyway, I'm holding out for the treasured Gay Fleshbot Golden Cock. That's like having a Euro instead of a Dollar.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I guess we can add "Star on Defamer" to the list that includes "Sausages" and "Laws".

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Defamer has not met my expectations for being defaming enough by NOT knowing the dirt on Robin, his soon-to-be ex-wife AND the joyful association with the film-art that is Mrs Doubtfire. de-SHAME-r on you, DEFAMER!

Or, maybe I'm simply compensating for the fact that I'm old enough to remember this news from that time and how creepy people thought it was then...

kit10indublin

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth:

Who do I have to blow to get one, and what will I have when I get one?

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Trixie from Toronto: Well, I'm very pleased you got your star!

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: Don't make me ask Grambo. I'm already trying to scam him for free drinks.

(Might I add, these are craftsmen-- nay, artisans! From Italy! 32 of them on very short work visas, just waiting for the go ahead to start carving those marbles!)

PS: That is a really nice shirt. It's kinda "shirty".

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: Oh please, me!! I complimented you about your Kevin Federline joke!

I will devote a wing of my home to worshipping you. Shrine builders are standing by.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Oh boy!! Ye starred me!!
I mean, that's coo'...


hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: Whaddwe have to do for them?

TryThisAtHome

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: Thanks, pumpky. And I didn't even have to ask. This is the best early birthday present ever!

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: Hez wants a star. And if you give her one, she'll owe me TWO drinks tomorrow!

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Hez: Well, at least there'll be sex, so that's a step up.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Seth: (:

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Disturbing, her face kinda looks like his!

Cultmember

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I'm giving out stars. Who wants a star?

Seth

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Mark Graham: was it AD or ST? I got a million of each :)

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> funnyman?

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Wow! Forty-three comments behind a nanny/babysitter shagging revelation and nothing about The World According to Garp.

Eighteen, eighteen. Is there any word in the English language as sexy as that?

Magister

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @raincoaster: Laugh it up, Rainball. Just for that I'm putting Visine in your scotch tomorrow. It'll be Sex & the Squitty.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Mark Graham: Grambo's buying drinks? I want in on this beernevolence!

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @shag_carpet_bomb: You just earned yourself a star.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> This whole star thing is giving me bad flashbacks about being at girl-scout camp and being left behind during canoeing because nobody would pick me to row with them. *Sobs*

louisev

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> When she stopped being the nanny, and became the wife, did she still have to take care of the kids or did they get a new nanny? And did the new nanny look like Mrs. Featherbottom?

I rode my bike past their house in SF and they were having a kids birthday party in the yard, and they were unloading a PONY!!!

And my husband told me a funny story about 4th of July at Lucas Ranch, a bunch of kids were pointing at George (who was talking to Robin,) and George says to Robin, "I think they might want autographs" and called the kids over to give them HIS, and they all ran over and asked Robin for his autograph. Nobody got herpes, but it was a very spinal tap moment!

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Wow, 18 years is a long time to have to laugh at jokes that aren't funny.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TryThisAtHome: They were the original Nanny Shaggers.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Didn't Robin Williams run off with the nanny around the same time that Joe Piscopo ran off with his nanny? Sad that I remember these things ...(head hanging down low, toe kicking dirt)

TryThisAtHome

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @raincoaster: Just for that I am going to start following you. Better close your curtains.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @MsMuffinMcGuffin: I would like to dispute that story. Because I said "star" in my comments about 8,000 times over on Gawker and no fucking star for me! I practically begged for one! And then, mysteriously, today a star appeared beside my name.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I could have sworn that Cody was a boy. I remember Robin Williams on The Tonight Show, bragging "He's hung like a field mouse!"

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> The first thing they tell you when you land in L.A. is that Robin Williams ran off with the nanny. It's even on brochures at the airport.

@TheStarterWife: Pretty much. Just like in the real world, we old people get no love.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TheStarterWife: Not just commenter approval but entourage/follower one-upmanship, since all the numbers are public. I know Hez has more followers than me, but I've got the star and she doesn't.

I think they're just rewarding commenters who post regularly/have no lives.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Mark Graham: Curses. You found the chink in my armor - free booze. All is forgiven and I promise to play nice. Believe me, aside of the editors (past and present), few are as protective of this place than I am.

@hack-a-rific: @Desk_hack: Who knows, I just see the Gawker and the new blogs (io9, Jezzies) peeps with them. It is interesting that the Gawker Media Overlords have decided to make a class system different than the one that was already in place - commenter approval.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Desk_hack: @heidiho: All will be explained in due time.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I don't care about the stars; posting is attention-whoring enough for me. Except that they're gray for me...Do you have to be a Special Person to even *see* the gold stars??

switchbladesister

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I just noticed this star thing. It's so mysterious.

I want one!

And I sent Gawker's Sheila a tip today that went up AND got her over 4K views. That's got to count for something!

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @hack-a-rific: LolCait gave stars to everyone who mentioned the word "star" in a Gawker post last week. That is why there are nifty cool stars all over the joint...

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Desk_hack: Thank you, I was wondering the same thing...and why don't the old-timer/classic commentors automatically get them*? I see people with gold stars who've I've never seen on here before.

*I'm talking about TSW, Panda, SugarTits, Little Mintz, etc...

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TheStarterWife: @Mark Graham: Wait, wait, wait. When did the stars start? And what's the criteria for getting one?

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @WGARefugee: this really made me snicker because I couldnt help but imagine someone handing a lover a document stating "This is to inform you that I'm about to give you herpes." Probably just me.

switchbladesister

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Yeah, his moving from V.V. to the nanny was not news to those of us of a certain age living in S.F. back in the day.

Wonder what was finally the last straw though - they seemed so tight . . . maybe now that she's getting near the "change of life" age, she's getting hairier while indeed he's getting less so.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Tippi from Toronto: He was also sued by a costar from one of his movies for giving her herpes during the filming of their love scene!

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I guess the nanny got over her Wookie fetish.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Hockeymom: I wonder how he felt and what he did when this new-fangled "men must be hairless" trend started? Do you suppose he ever went in for some waxing?

I saw him in a hotel lobby here last month in a T-shirt and he didn't look quite as hairy as I suspected. Could he have gone the waxing route? Did Nanny Wife prefer the hairier version, and this is where things started to go wrong? Or is age causing him to lose the body hair?

So many questions.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TheStarterWife: Oh come on now. All in good fun. Next time I'm on your coast (mid-April, methinks), first G&T is on me. Truce?

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @heidiho: Hey, I make one joke...

But glad to know that Graham is open about disliking me.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I not only remember that he ran off with the nanny, I remember the People Magazine headline: "His life is a minefield!"

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> A long time ago, we were at Squaw Valley riding the Gondola up to the top of the mountain. The only other people in the car were Robin Williams, his nanny wife (then, perhaps just the "nanny") and a kid or two.

We pretended like we were really cool and didn't look at him.
At first.
We got to the top of the mountain and there was this pool. Robin's kids wanted him to go swimming with him and he didn't have a suit. So he went into the bathroom and bought a black and white paper suit. (why they had paper swimsuits at the top of a mountain in squaw valley, i have no idea).
Then, we couldn't stop staring because this was a swim suit made out of paper. And bit by bit, it began it tear and fall apart in the water.
And I can tell you that yes, Mr. Williams is a very, hair man. Everywhere.





Hockeymom

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Midge: She did! And she drove there! However, we had to have someone else's parents pick us up. That's how the Graham family rolled back in suburban Michigan in 1990. Now Tales From The Darkside: The Movie ... well, that was another matter entirely. Never underestimate the value of having friends with older siblings who would gladly buy you a ticket to a Rated R movie.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Bachelor number one shouldn't hit on women who have access to the internet:

"During Williams' first marriage, he was involved in an extramarital relationship with Michelle Tish Carter, a cocktail waitress whom he met in 1984. She sued him in 1986, claiming he gave her herpes without notifying her. The case was settled out of court."

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Mark Graham: And just the mental image of a shower drain full of Williams body hair made me die a little on the inside.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TheStarterWife: @Mark Graham: Christ, you two. Get a room.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Williams has since passed the nanny-shtupping baton on to Ethan Hawke, who's running for the home stretch.

Wendy_Kroy

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Mark Graham: You're forgiven. it's old news for us old people. I'm sure you had bigger concerns 19 years ago. Like whether your mom is going to let you see Batman or not.

Midge

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TheStarterWife: Never say never. However, I wouldn't advise you to hold your breath.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Mark Graham: Crap. Now I'm never going to get one of those fancy stars.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> So much hotter when Jude Law was fucking his nanny. Wonder why. It must have been the hotter everyone.

kevinblah

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> Did none of you read my earlier comment about Ryan Phillipe? Wowzers. (Or 'cool beans' if you did.)

CourageousCoward

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @TheStarterWife: Zings all around! It was news to me. But then again, I don't really keep tabs on Robin Williams and his carnal delights.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> @Morningstar: Sometimes it takes awhile for news to reach the East Coast.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> And I can't believe you guys didn't know she was the nanny. That's pretty well-known.

Morningstar

]]> <![CDATA[Look Out Ladies (And Bears), Robin Williams Is Back On The Market]]> I can't believe you guys stole my "Wowzers" phrase. Next thing you know I'll see "cool beans" on my favorite interweb page.

Leviticus_71

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