<![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay? - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay? - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Tippi from Toronto: Teehee, I LOVE being able to snark on celebs over here!

hellodarling!

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> "Why are you always looking at yourself in the mirror?"

"Mommie, I can't go to school like this!"

"I'd rather you go to school bald than looking like a tramp!"

thomashenry

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> EVIL

NoGrumpys

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> I think if they'd had a boy he'd have been a real heartbreaker. Unfortch, if she has a boy with Ashton, he'd just look gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not that she has enough human parts left to have a baby the old-fashioned way...

dutchtreat

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Hez: Ew! Hope they're still in the package *shudders*

dutchtreat

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> She looks like David Addison in drag.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Desk_hack: I am not sure either. I only know that her face looks a lot thinner than it did in the "About Last Night" days. Something significant was done to her face.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Desk_hack: May I direct you to a little ditty called Striptease? The work she had done before that shoot was probably put on the studio's tab, it was so integral to the film's "mood".

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> Jeez, I guess I'm in the minority, but I think she's a gorgeous kid. She's 14!

@Tippi from Toronto: You might be more informed than me, but I don't think Demi had all that work done until several years ago, right before Charlie's Angels 2.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Sweet Panda Love: I'd put in a vote for a touch of demon possession as well. Look in her eyes and she'll take your soul.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Tippi from Toronto: Don't forget "pelted with tampons"! (Those Valleywaggers really need to find a new way to express their outrage. Tee hee.)

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @Tippi from Toronto: Honestly, why you go over there I have no idea; you must have a slumming instinct. You could DIE from premarin poisoning in minutes!

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @mr.Man: Keep in mind, however, that Demi's had about a half a million dollars of work done to her. For all we know she looked just like one or all of these unfortunate-looking girls as a teenager. She's had a lot of shit done.

Also, may I just reiterate my love for Defamer. Because if I'd just typed what I just typed over at your sister site, I would currently be doused in cyber-gasoline and be tied to a cyber-stake about to be set on cyber-fire by hordes of earnest and humourless women named Sarah.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> and f.y.i. the willis girls get their chin from mommy not daddy. no wonder demi lives underneath the knife

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @D Day: not really. scout is in my opinion. look at the chin on that girl. *shudders*

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> Sweet Panda Love: No joke. Demi's the mother and not one of them is even remotely in the same league.

I guess Bruno's masculinity simply will not be genetically denied.

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> You'd think with all that money & the fact that Demi obviously has some of the finest plastic surgeons on speed dial, that they could do something with those poor girls.

Note to Brad & Ange having your own biological children does not mean they will be genetically blessed with your post surgery looks.

hissykitty

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> @procrastinator, esq.: With a touch of Madame thrown into the mix.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> This one looks like a slightly more feminine and attractive Bruce Willis in drag.

The parents are both reasonably good looking so it's really a genetic fuck you at how consistently creepy looking their kids turned out.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> Well, now I know what the love child of Jamie Lee Curtis and Jack Black looks like. And it ain't pretty.

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> Looks like somebody fed Tallulah after midnight.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> OH NO SHE DIDN'T. Demi needs to slap the white off that girl.

CakeAndDeath

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> Is that fur?

bichon

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> Those kids have NO fashion sense.

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> More than the namesake? Oh, my.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> "Why do I look older than you, mommy?"

dezeinstein

]]> <![CDATA[Honey, Get Out Of Mommy's Photo Opp, Okay?]]> aka The Pretty One

D Day

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