<![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom - Defamer Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom - Defamer Comments]]> http://defamer.com Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:19 PDT Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:19 PDT http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4887985 @B-Side: Yeah, the situations have become more and more stagey as MTV has demanded that even more episodes be aired on a weekly basis for longer stretches - LC's life is just way too boring for that. But that's OK, because it's the improvised chatter between the staged events that we live for: "Quesadillas, Por Favor?" Gawd, LB 2 was heaven.

BoHan

]]> 1:372090:c4887985 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:19 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4882304 I love how they act like being out of LA for a week (or less than?) will change EVERYTHING. Were they expecting flying cars and meals in pill form upon their return to LA?

I will say that those French rockers made the show a little more tolerable to watch. Tres mignon.

Erikakali

]]> 1:372090:c4882304 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:53:56 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4879156 @luluferosh: I think the Spencer sister is just an unattractive femme, but you are *totes* on about Adurina, tranny prostitute fo show. Oddly though, most straight men I speak to find her the most attractive, even more than Whitney, who needs to ditch these dummies and snag a ST Johns campaign.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> 1:372090:c4879156 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:08:49 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4878307 I pray that my child would die of SIDS before having to interact with anyone on this show, and we all know how tragic SIDS is.

ricker

]]> 1:372090:c4878307 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:41:26 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4874947 Stephanie: love that tranny. They should give her her own show. Audrina: where'd that tranny go on this episode? Anyone else disturbed by Heidi's unnaturally puffy lips or Spencer's sheep fuzz face on this episode?

luluferosh

]]> 1:372090:c4874947 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:28:37 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4872310 BoHan, thanks for the plug. I was shocked when I saw that I had a random stream of Defamer traffic today. Always a nice surprise. It's good to be recapping again.

As for The Hills, I feel like it's moved into WWE territory. It's pretty obviously staged, but that's part of it's charm. I really should be more embarrassed than I am that I watch it so religiously. It's sad, really.

B-Side

]]> 1:372090:c4872310 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:10:18 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4872186 The only realistic thing on this show is how shitty ShePratt's make up is. In real life, I don't have any doubt that she wears orange foundation, and lo and behold! She does it on the show, too. So either something is real, or she just isn't central enough to get to work with the make up lady.

sequined

]]> 1:372090:c4872186 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:24:51 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4871240 "The Hills" is as scripted and phoney as the old quiz show: "Twenty One." Is Dan Enright the producer?

FatTush

]]> 1:372090:c4871240 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:40:34 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4871106 @Pomalina: I agree. Parisian douchebags are just so much more...cultured.

sexydecoy

]]> 1:372090:c4871106 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:24:17 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4871092 @sexydecoy: That might explain why he was okay with not being asked back to Lauren's hotel room after the Vespa ride.

Oh wait, he's French. They all have mistresses, no?

Man, I wish this show could stay in Paris.

Pomalina

]]> 1:372090:c4871092 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:23:24 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4871056 Ok I thought what She-Pratt said to her brother was hilarious and truly were words of wisdom. Almost made me hate her a little less. Almost.

TinkishDelight

]]> 1:372090:c4871056 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:19:33 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4871044 @Desk_hack: Not me. B-Side's former TVGasm. I try not to shill myself, although I guess that's inevitable.

BoHan

]]> 1:372090:c4871044 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:18:27 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4871022 Apparently, Matias is married in real life. I'm beginning to think this show is fake!

sexydecoy

]]> 1:372090:c4871022 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:16:22 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4870796 @BoHan: Welcome back. I haven't seen you on here in a while; then again, I'm not on here nearly as much lately, either. Is this your blog?

@Tiger_Tanaka: @& hack-a-rific: Agree, agree, agree.

I can't hate this show. I've tried. I even kind of like Lauren, and the others don't bother me nearly as much as they should.

Now, let's ALL go kill ourselves. I prefer death by carbs.

Desk_hack

]]> 1:372090:c4870796 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:55:57 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4870653 Wow, I didn't think they would find any words of wisdom, but the Hills is chock full of them!!! OMG.

I love the one where she tells Spencer to do the opposite. Would that make him a ehcuod bag? And ehcoud gab?

dandles

]]> 1:372090:c4870653 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:40:25 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869841 @hack-a-rific: Especially if you have a thing for Paul McCartney during the RAM years. I apparently do, as I was curious enough to look them up on the Internets.

Before I kill MYself, I share this with you (the post by the French girl is my favorite: "and all French men don't have so many hairs!")

[remotecontrol.mtv.com]

Pomalina

]]> 1:372090:c4869841 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:23:59 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869592 [www.bsideblog.com]

BoHan

]]> 1:372090:c4869592 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:03:23 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869575 the day of the locusts is upon us.

the cajun boy

]]> 1:372090:c4869575 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:01:40 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869532 I think Mattias is going to turn me. And by that I mean I might start to think that men in skinny jeans are actually appealing. Mmmm, come here little French man...

hack-a-rific

]]> 1:372090:c4869532 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:57:28 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869251 @SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley: According to MTV.com, it's Season Three. But after some further research, you are correct, it's Season Four. Fixed!

Mark Graham

]]> 1:372090:c4869251 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:32:48 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869229 I shouldn't admit this, but I love this show. Is it the train wreck relationships? The LA shallowness? The unreal douchebag-ness of the men? The sweet, somewhat dim, spoiled girls? Yes, yes, and yes. And now, French Rock Musicians, an oxymoron if there ever was one.

I love this dirty town.

Tiger_Tanaka

]]> 1:372090:c4869229 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:30:48 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869216 @SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley: no this is seaond 3, part two. now, i'm going to kill MYself

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> 1:372090:c4869216 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:29:57 PDT <![CDATA[The Hills: Words Of Wisdom]]> http://defamer.com/372090/the-hills-words-of-wisdom#c4869137 Ummm, this is so awful, but... isn't it the 4th season now?

Yes, I'm going to go kill myself, do not worry.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

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