- Defamer Comments

dumblonde — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:06:30 PDT

I'm still stuck on wtf, is Jamie Lynn allergic to birth control?! Srsly, if you take precautions it's not that easy to get pregnant. Oh but wait. She's a redneck. nevermind

dumblonde

Little Mintz Sunshine — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:19:30 PDT

"The couple are registered at Claire's, American Girl, Forever 21 and Gamestop."

Little Mintz Sunshine

yvonnjanae — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:27:48 PDT

@CakeAndDeath:
My innards are a'hurtin' from my laughin'

yvonnjanae

ASmallTurnip — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:35:53 PDT

@TootieFields: Chuck Berry loves you for that. And so do I.

ASmallTurnip

bess marvin, girl detective — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:03:12 PDT

@Pop Socket: zing!

bess marvin, girl detective

hissykitty — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:01:12 PDT

I bet she now realizes that NOTHING she does
not even getting knocked up before her seventeeth birthday could ever upstage Britney in the (im)fame(y) game!

hissykitty

ricker — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:31:52 PDT

Shortly after the wedding ceremony, The Disney Channel will air "The Happiest Little Statutory Rape Victim" starring Dakota Fanning as JL and Scott Baio as Scott Baio.

ricker

DukeLaCrosse — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:12:48 PDT

@SanFranBetsu: Forget Springer. Everyone knows Maury is where it's at for DNA tests. "LaMonte...... you are NOT the father!" LaMonte then proceeds to break into his victory dance and high five male audience members. That's good TV, kids.

DukeLaCrosse

TootieFields — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:45:16 PDT

You could tell that Pierre did truly love the Mademoiselle.

TootieFields

SanFranBetsu — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:05:52 PDT

@SteamyMcFirecrotch: If they go on Jerry Springer he'll pay for the test.

SanFranBetsu

CakeAndDeath — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:54:03 PDT

Hot damn, they's a-fixin' on gettin' hitched? Where's my dang-on banjo!?

CakeAndDeath

Hart88 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:51:03 PDT

Bet the kid looks like K-Fed

Hart88

Greg Johnson — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:01:13 PDT

Now all that's left is for him to be on reality tv with her, have another baby, get divorced, put out a rap album, watch her go nuts, get the kids, get fat and go golfing.

Siiiick.

Greg Johnson

Oxycontinmoron — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:56:09 PDT

That's nice, but I'm still asking for a paterninty test.

Oxycontinmoron

Pop Socket — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:34:00 PDT

But will the baby's real daddy get invited to the ceremony?

Pop Socket