<![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Looks to me like the photoshop "artist" (and I use that term loosely) comped together the faces of Ryan Seacrest and Matthew McConaughey.

caffeinatedangel

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Ryan Secrest knows what you think of him so "we retouched his picture and "butched him up". Give me aa fuckin break, that doesn't even look like him. Plulezzeee.

He's not butch, he'll never be butch and it's time they learn how to deal with it....

sign me,
Not Buying It

Superstarsteve

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Details = Gay. But seriously, could you be too wimpy and just-plain-dumb to be gay? don't you have to have some snappy-sense, and quick-wit to join the team? just asking.

MrRewrite

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> It certainly couldn't be the case of Details photoshopping their cover to hell... could it???

navstar

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> @NoGrumpys: That's actually the best Seacrest-isn't-gay evidence I have ever heard.

That said, GAY.

Assistant/Atlas

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> I don't see surgery. It looks like he just gained a few pounds, got his hair and make up done, and the more recent picture is taken at a slightly different angle with his chin down.

smash1011

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> I think it's a combination of excessive airbrushing, a silly allusion to the nature of Ryan's reaction to "knowing what [we] think of him" and Seacrest's self-indulgent showcasing of his ability to have expressions other than that of "constipated-smiling-egomaniac-tool-who-hopes-his-lack-of-wit-comes-across-as-repression-of-wit-that-could-destroy-mankind."

boris

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> They appear to have shaved down the supraorbital ridge above his eyebrows, making him look much less simian.

dango

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> What you can't see in the second picture is that his tongue was removed from Merv Griffin's ass.

Imnotatnbc

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> 11. They dimpled his chin.

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> left: 4 days stubble.
right: 4 weeks stubble.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> You forgot use of product.

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> He's closing his gigantic mouth. Makes him look sooooooo much better.

TryThisAtHome

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> @GingerVitis: Oh my god, I love awfulplasticsurgery.com too.

dandles

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> they also changed the shape of his skull from triangular to square. i don't know of any nip/tuck that can do that!

meechybee

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> 8) ballsack ironing.
9) Seacrest 2.0 is straight.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> @Sweet Panda Love:
(Well, technically, Terminator 2.) But you're right that it isn't even a close approximation of a poorly resembling body-double. Weird.

REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> @NoGrumpys: true... but if he actually looked like his Details photo, that wouldn't matter.

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> The most noticeable difference is something no one has commented on yet: his 'marionette lines'--those lines that run from the outside corners of the mouth to the edges of the nose--have been smoothed out, whether through Photoshop or modern dermatology. My money is on injections of Jevederm.

peterparker69

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> gingervitis, you have got it, doll! his kinda caved-in gumming his supper low-country swamp-killer look is gone, and for only that reason - chipmunk cheeks implanted. damn - tweedle-dee ry looks GOOD! who's his surgeon?

suzyO

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Somehow they narrowed his head width too. Do they do that with a big vise or something?

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> I have never once wondered how old Ryan Seacrest was but I was surprised to read that he's only 33. I easily would've added another 10 years to his age.

redreb

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> His eyes look darker, too. is that supposed to be more butch?

woolfman

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> This doesn't look a thing like him, not that I give a crap, but it looks like they blended his features with someone else, like a mid-80s photo of Ray Liotta or something.

mwynn13

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> he's not interesting enough to be gay

NoGrumpys

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Details, huh? Well, I'm convinced--he's straight.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Have I gone mad from too many years of obsessively checking awfulplasticsurgery.com? Does no one else see the cheekbone implants?

GingerVitis

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> Better w/out the caked-on makeup but... yep, still a fame whore.

warningtrack

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> 7. apple box and hedge to 'tower' over arriving stars on the red carpet

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> My god, that magazine cover doesn't even look like Ryan Seacrest's body double.

It's more like a waxy Michael Biehn head prop from the set of the original Terminator.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> easy.

in the first picture he only thinks he knows what i think of him...

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences]]> He's the reason I can't watch American Idol in HD.

People Paula

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