<![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> There can be only one! Oh wait...wrong dude.

Cultmember

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> @Bizarro: sorry.

badhatharry

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> He just wants his kids back.

badhatharry

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> Dear Thomas -

Meet me at the Rustic. Bring Keef and the wife, too.

Love,

Me

Pomalina

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> As soon as I got to Maserati, Paula Abdul's The Way That You Love Me got stuck in my head, which has now robbed me of several minutes of otherwise pseudo-productive time.

Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> Why do I have this mental picture of him as his character in BOOGIE NIGHTS, standing there with a gun in one hand, sobbing: "Let's do what we came here to fuckin do!"

Cacafuego

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> How else is a man supposed to enjoy his Maserati besides racing down an empty highway with last night's buzz on? What hath become of our civil liberties, sir? I beseech you!

Tiger_Tanaka

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> Maybe Defamer should just have a weekly police blotter for all the celebs that get arrested that week. Short and sweet. A weekly roundup. (Traci, get E! on the phone, now!)

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> He just wants to get his kids back.

Bizarro

]]> <![CDATA[DUI Reaper Swings Scythe At Thomas Jane]]> I bet he was just researching his role in "Homeless Dad."

Sweet Panda Love

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