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Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

LLH — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:08:35 PDT

no katie as this was in 2004 (so says the gawker article) maybe she wouldn't have taken the wife job had she seen then how gay and BSC (bat shit crazy) he was then. and i really think the whole ship took mushrooms or something. they seem to all be laughing at nothing. nothing at all.

LLH

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

Cacafuego — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:27:20 PDT

The only events I've gone to where the 'guest of honor's' face/picture is constantly thrown up on multiple screens with their favorite music/theme songs have been WAKES.

Cacafuego

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

Kdoggy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:31:47 PDT

Wow, what a loyal band of ass-kicking sycophants, fake laughing to match Tom's fake laughing, hip slapping to match Tom's hip slapping...and then there's that science fiction religion thing.

Kdoggy

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

waitinformyman — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:50:51 PDT

Is there some message implicit in splicing together a clip of a stripper pulling something out of his underwear and Tom singing into a microphone? Freud wants to know.

waitinformyman

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

ihateyourescalade — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:56:39 PDT

He's a big boy now. I'd like to see him tuck in his shirt. Or does that not happen until 50?

ihateyourescalade

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

BIG WHEEL — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:37:31 PDT

Wow, I'm blown away (no pun intended) that a few of the commenters didn't seem to get the joke. I like your spliced-together-with male strippers one better than the original...

BIG WHEEL

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

jasonelias — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:47:45 PDT

I sense some cuttin' and splicin' cause if it was real I bet Tom would totally have given or received a lap dance.

jasonelias

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

lesbiansayswhat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:42:55 PDT

So 'what really happened' besides what's evident in the video you page view whores?

lesbiansayswhat

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

telenot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:49:49 PDT

God he's a freak...

telenot

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

419Baiter — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:26:46 PDT

Scientology is Evolution's way of saying you've got too much money.

419Baiter

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

HiredGoons — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:00:16 PDT

Of course Tom isn't #2. He's the mascot, and the mascot is never part of the team.

HiredGoons

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

jamriner — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:53:17 PDT

And then, a thetan showed up an boned him violently

jamriner

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

walterny — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:40:32 PDT

Except Cruise's birthday is July 3rd so what birthday is this?

walterny

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

TryThisAtHome — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:26:56 PDT

Miscaviage is way way too buff to not be a member of the Village People, if you know what I mean.

TryThisAtHome

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

Tiger_Tanaka — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:17:22 PDT

I know it's fun to slap the crazy tag on him and all, but, honestly, it's just a rally happy guy having lots of fun at his big birthday party. With all his crazy-ass friend-worshippers.

Tiger_Tanaka

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

sassypants — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:53:38 PDT

Ever, Tom? EVER?

sassypants

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

FranklyScarlet — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:51:17 PDT

Jeepers! Tommy TOWERS over David Miscavige - head (sorry!) and shoulders.

FranklyScarlet

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

HiredGoons — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:50:27 PDT

Is this his 'real' birthday, or when he was 'born' as one who is Thetan-free?

HiredGoons

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

Trixie from Toronto — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:44:16 PDT

This has stunned me comment-less.

Trixie from Toronto

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

ricksparks — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:18:26 PDT

Wow. Would *love* to crawl inside his mind for, oh, just one minute or so. Nice to see his singing voice hasn't changed since "Top Gun."

The last time I got excited when a cover band played a medicore version of a Limp Bizkit song based upon the "Mission: Impossible" theme? That would be... NEVER.

ricksparks

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

raincoaster — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:56:48 PDT

What a day for my speakers to die.

raincoaster

Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

hughman — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:41:07 PDT

yeah... so, uh, male strippers at your birthday party huh Tom?

hughman