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Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

regisgoat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:28:29 PDT

It's the album cover celebrating her 75th birthday that's going to be reaaaaaaal skeezey.

regisgoat

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

bitchybitch — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:12:55 PDT

Let me once again pull out my stock Madonna line: "Her Rabbi must be so proud."

bitchybitch

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Victor Ward — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:15:45 PDT

I am totally ok with this; however, I will refer to her as Blanche from now on.

Victor Ward

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

sundaeg1rl — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:43:58 PDT

I bet Lourdes is mortified. Just like I was today when I saw this headline: Madonna Sexes Up New Album

Pass the sickbag!

sundaeg1rl

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

raincoaster — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:20:07 PDT

Is that, like, a graphic representation of Madonna's crotch making a sonic boom?

raincoaster

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Miss Anne Thrope — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:10:46 PDT

Pewwwww!

Miss Anne Thrope

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

fembot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:47:11 PDT

"Judging from these three album covers alone, we think Madge is far sexier when she keeps it in her pants."

-Isn't that usually the case??

fembot

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Nomi Malone — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:36:57 PDT

and for old time's sake:

"i'm getting a little too old for that whorish look." thanks for guiding us into our golden years, cristal connors.

Nomi Malone

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

narymary — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:35:16 PDT

I'd imagine at her age that, yes, her candy is quite hard. Possibly quite dry as well.

narymary

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Nomi Malone — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:34:30 PDT

stop it, guys. amanda lapore looks great!

Nomi Malone

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

CakeAndDeath — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:02:41 PDT

you people are crazy. she's frikkin' 50 -- that's HALF a century old -- and she still looks as bangable as ever. grandmadonna can put that "chucha" in my face any day.

CakeAndDeath

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

ophthalmologist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:49:04 PDT

Reminds me of that Esquire cover back in the 90's, just less skin showing. Besides, where can you go after the Sex book.

True Blue was sexier than the Confessions sleeve.

ophthalmologist

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Leviticus_71 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:38:25 PDT

Why must women constantly throw their chucha in my face? It's just embarassing, having to swat away all that sniz.

Leviticus_71

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

TryThisAtHome — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:15:17 PDT

@City_Dater: Yes, we will all be 50 some day, which I assume is way better than being dead. I'd say "more power to her," but I'd think that the cover is dumb even if she were 25.

TryThisAtHome

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

guitarsnob — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:02:43 PDT

@City_Dater: swoosh!

guitarsnob

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Cam/ron — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:01:52 PDT

@bess marvin, girl detective: Indeed, it's like a TMZ-style font.

Cam/ron

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

City_Dater — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:59:04 PDT

"There's nothing tragic about being 50, Norma. Unless you're trying to be 25."

City_Dater

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

shag_carpet_bomb — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:58:43 PDT

She still hasn't got a thing on those Roxy Music covers with Jerry Hall.

shag_carpet_bomb

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

bess marvin, girl detective — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:53:59 PDT

remember when album covers used to be art? now it's just crap, although i do like that "confessions" cover. hate the font on "hard candy"

bess marvin, girl detective

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

juniperjenny — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:53:38 PDT

Um...wait. So if Madonna were your mother, you would masturbate to her poster? I'm just trying to understand here.

juniperjenny

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

Cam/ron — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:53:00 PDT

That cover resembles a 20-year-old "mature porn" video found at a flea market.

Cam/ron

Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

thatblackgirl — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:39:52 PDT

PUT YOUR VAGINA AWAY.

thatblackgirl