<![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @guitarsnob: Thank goodness he didn't try the Chaka Khan version....

Of course, his big moment in the sun covering Lennon's 'Imagine' was actually a so-so to middling carbon copy of the incomparable Eva Cassidy's cover. Sorry to have to let that cat out of the bag, but sometimes even the cute innocent 17-year-old puppy truth hurts.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> Kristy Lee Cook was so awful, I had my girlfriend take a dump in my ears halfway through to muffle the sound!!

lex99

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> Obviously he couldn't work it out...

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> he's no Brooke White.

sigh

cynyc

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @LizPop: He probably drank from Paula's Coke tumbler, god knows what's in there.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @OldTowneTavern: In the original Icelandic!

I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @Cacafuego: I'm still waiting for Bjork night.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> I always like to pinpoint the exact moment I realize that I'm reading a Seth-penned article. This time, it was: "tiny, twittering uvula hanging at the back of a giant, flashing orifice."

Thanks Seth!

Reason

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> "from Messiah to Sanjaya"

That's truly beautiful

revmatty

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @Benny:

Excellent theory, except that dialidol.com still has him in the #1 position, and the ONLY contestant sure not to be voted off tonight. The rest are too close to tell.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> This sums up AI in a nutshell. Sub-par karaoke warblers butchering songs they are only familiar with as COVERS.

I'd give someone else's left nut to see these braindead fuckers attempting to tackle the songbooks of, say, David Bowie, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, or the Sex Pistols!

Cacafuego

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @OldTowneTavern: that really was just a redneck, nashville version of the tarantella, wasn't it? horrifying doesn't have a significant enough degree of emphasis for what she did to that song.

GreatZardoz

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> Fortunately for David, Kristy Lee Cook admitted she hates music by turning a Beatles song into the new Dukes of Hazard theme, so he'll be fine. The rest of us, however, are still in recovery.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> When that perky little munchkin said he didn't really know the Beatles songs, I almost reached through the tv and ripped his tongue out.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> Does it not occur to anyone that he may be on some meds?
he could barely keep his eyes open and his speech was w-a-y s-l-o-w-e-r than usual.
whether it's prescription or not, I think he was on something last night.



LizPop

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> This s weird. Exact same thing happened a few years ago on Australian Idol. Beatles night... exact same song... front runner for the whole competition. Did a bullshit cover version, forgot the words and was absolutely butchered by the judges. The mean (consistently accurate) judge told her, from memory, that there were "two dead Beatles rolling over in ther graves", which was a nice touch. The next night she was eliminated. Major scandal.

Enjoy:


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Benny

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> But what if he planned last night's fall from grace to dispel complaints from those of us who say he's too polished and mechanical?

I'm convinced the little bastard really is that manipulative.

extracrispy

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> I couldn't watch his performance. I changed the channel after he made it down the stairs. I also stopped believing in Santa, unicorns and love.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> whoneedslight's comparison = halfshaft's comparison

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> He looks a hell of a lot like a teenaged Paula Abdul.

General Halfshaftery

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> I had a Monchichi when I was a kid. Looked just like him.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> 01:10 - you can actually see when his heart breaks.

Nomi Malone

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> @guitarsnob: there was supposed to be a 'more' between the words 'even' and 'beyond'.

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> What made it even beyond his technical means is that he essentially did the Stevie Wonder version of the song.
Singing in the style of Mr. Wonder is difficult for even the most experienced vocalist.

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> Now that they've proved that whatever it is that lives inside Paula Abdul can colonize new hosts, the secret gov't can end this tawdry experiment.

WGARefugee

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> Isn't it a key aspect of karaoke contests that contestants be provided song lyrics on an electronic screen?

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace]]> This week, dawg, it was not on point.

yourfriendandneighbor

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