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How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Little Mintz Sunshine — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:54:12 PDT

Didn't she shoot up GBut with "vitamins" on the set of Guy Ritchie's next "film"?

And Madge, keep your paws OFF my pretend Scottish husband? K?

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Poncharello — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:24:15 PDT

A 50 year old woman who has the arms of an East German shotputter and carries around syringes in a bag? George Mitchell, please come to the white courtesy phone.

Poncharello

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Zephyr_in_the_Sea — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:23:34 PDT

Shots of B-12 my foot! Look at her arm...that is a sure sign of extraterrestrial activity. Face it people, Madonna is not a human being anymore. Last time I checked, humans don't just go injecting vitamins into their friend's asses. Right?

Zephyr_in_the_Sea

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Miss Anne Thrope — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:31:09 PDT

@Colonel Mustard: @Tippi from Toronto:
Top shelf liquor?? Maybe it was vodka.

Miss Anne Thrope

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Trixie from Toronto — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:03:44 PDT

@Colonel Mustard: I don't know what it means either.

I do know this, though: I have seen guys at the gym benchpressing small cars and their arms aren't as big as Madonna's.

Trixie from Toronto

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Calraigh — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:41:39 PDT

Either those American Apparel ads are starting to work or I just don't care.

Calraigh

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

gwendolyn — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:41:27 PDT

So, do the M and the D in Ms. Ciccone-Ritchie's one name brand stand for 'Medical Doctor'? And just how bright is Mr. Timberlake that he would let MADONNA stick him with a hypodermic needle she pulled out of a BAG?

gwendolyn

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

el smrtmnky — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:39:42 PDT

Lou Perlman could not be reached for comment

el smrtmnky

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Wolfsheim — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:38:41 PDT

Isn't Timberlake inducting Madonna, like Diablo Cody inducting David Mamet? (I do apologize for comparing Madge to Mamet but it worked to get my point across.)

Wolfsheim

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

Colonel Mustard — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:38:19 PDT

"Top shelf"? Am I suddenly so old that I am unclear on sexual terminology, or did she look at his nether regions and say he had nice tits?

Colonel Mustard

How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna

JudgeFudge — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:30:29 PDT

I imagine that Justin Timberlake has quite a few stories that involve the phrase "I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants".

JudgeFudge